[Tony And Fury Have Been Arguing Over A Mission At Avengers Tower. The Meeting Has Stretched Till Night

[Tony and Fury have been arguing over a mission at Avengers Tower. The meeting has stretched till night and isn’t stopping.]

Tony: Steve, honey!! Can you go to the deli and get me some tea?

Steve: Sure, Tony.

[5 minutes later, Steve arrives with tea]

Tony: *Gulps it down* Buckle up motherf- [pauses]

Clint: Are you okay?

Tony, swaying: Why do I feel so… Steve, what kind of tea was that?

Steve: The strongest they had. It had a bear on the box, and there’s nothing stronger than a bear!

Tony, eyes wide: WHAT WAS THE BEAR WEARING, STEVE?!

Steve: People’s clothes! 

Fury: Oh boy, those were pajamas. That’s Sleepytime tea.

Steve: Yeah! For those times when you’re sleepy and don’t want to be!

Natasha: But it says caffeine free!

Steve, freaking out: Because you don’t pay EXTRA FOR THE CAFFEINE!!! IT’S FREE!

Tony: YOU FOooOL! *Collapses on the table and snores*