#self-isolation King 👑

[Tony and Fury have been arguing over a mission at Avengers Tower. The meeting has stretched till night and isn’t stopping.]

Tony: Steve, honey!! Can you go to the deli and get me some tea?

Steve: Sure, Tony.

[5 minutes later, Steve arrives with tea]

Tony: *Gulps it down* Buckle up motherf- [pauses]

Clint: Are you okay?

Tony, swaying: Why do I feel so… Steve, what kind of tea was that?

Steve: The strongest they had. It had a bear on the box, and there’s nothing stronger than a bear!

Tony, eyes wide: WHAT WAS THE BEAR WEARING, STEVE?!

Steve: People’s clothes! 

Fury: Oh boy, those were pajamas. That’s Sleepytime tea.

Steve: Yeah! For those times when you’re sleepy and don’t want to be!

Natasha: But it says caffeine free!

Steve, freaking out: Because you don’t pay EXTRA FOR THE CAFFEINE!!! IT’S FREE!

Tony: YOU FOooOL! *Collapses on the table and snores*

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

Wow I can’t believe that Tony Stark faked his own death and then spent his retirement learning to talk to animals. Morgan likes knowing what Gerald is thinking and Pepper likes running her hands through his floofy hair.

who is old enough to be part of the fanfic.net era where we literally talked to our characters? like, had conversations with them?

cause I do. as a lonely child of 12 who had no friends, it was a favorite pasttime of mine to boot up the dial-up internet and type out imaginary conversations with ouran high school host club characters in the beginning notes before even starting the damn chapter (which was inevitably 500 words long and absolutely awful)

thinking about how klingon courting works by the female roaring and throwing heavy objects and the male reading love poetry

Star Trek - Strange New Dumb Comics #38

A Spock&Bones one, because it’s been a while !

Inspired by a textpost by @tobadlygo

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Hermione: how did you manage to get detention for a whole month?

Harry: Snape told me that everything that comes out of my mouth is stupid...

Ron: And?

Harry: I said Professor Snape

This show was amazing.