I Wanted To Become A Truck Driver And Thought Trans Stood For Transport

Hell yeah

This has to be satire. Like that's a joke. ush_710 is making a joke

'Princess wand' yeah ok whatever now lick my bitch baton

Had this dream where I was at a waterpark and one of the "slides" was a vertical tube with spikes along the side. You just dropped down and stayed still until you hit water.

Mythbusters and Team Fortress 2. You know I think it would be FANTASTIC

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

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Look at this fucked up guy

Tumblr creating normal distribution

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

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