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"The seven husbands of Evelyn Hugo" quotes (Gaylor's Version)

"She and I had been taking great pains not to be seen together. It was one thing when we really were just friends, but now that we had something to hide, we had to start hiding it."

But it's been two-thousand one-hundred ninety days of our love blackout

"Fortunately, painting me as some woman who couldn't keep a husband sold more papers … than outing me. […] All I had to do was make sure that my romantic scandals felt like a story that would keep making headlines."

Got a long list of ex-lovers They'll tell you I'm insane But I've got a blank space, baby And I'll write your name

Ideas for more? 🤔

"There are parallels to Taylor Swift's [life]....

I have this lavender antibacterial hand spray. - Taylor (2016) I have like one drop left... it's so good. - Karlie (2020)

"Whenever me and my friends are in a public bathroom. We have to wait in line at the sink to wash our hands, I am like 'no, like check it out *spray*'… and everybody is like 'thx girl'."

I just wanna stay in that lavender haze!

Taylor + Joe Jonas || July to October 2008

Dianna + Alex Pettyfer || August 2010 to February 2011

Karlie + Joe Jonas + Alex Pettyfer || July 2011

Toni Garrn + Alex Pettyfer || 2020 until now

Karlie + bff Toni Garrn

Small world.

I'd be just like Leo

I didn't even know Gigi+ Leo dated, but it reminded me of our man Taylor...

I'd be just like Leo In Saint-Tropez

Taylor would definitely be THE MAN with all of her famous ex boyfriends (/ beards *cough*)

"We were talking to a company that wanted to produce the film. They had a record label. And the woman who ran the record label suggested to my manager [..] 'you know if Stephen wants, we can get him a girlfriend like they do it for Leonardo DiCaprio.'" Stephen Trask

A Galentine's Day present from Karlie's W mag. Only the song choice "We are never ever getting back together" is a little bit... ouch! (But Kaylor JLaw reading Taylor lyrics is cute :))

Jennifer Lawrence, Zoë Kravitz, Paul Mescal, Eddie Redmayne, Margotte Robbie and more dramatically read Taylor Swift lyrics.

Happy Galentine's Day!

Hold on to the memories. They will hold on to you.

"let's just pretend kaylor live in london" girl they're not fictional characters. Don't you think fantasizing about real people doing whatever you want them to is a little weird? I'm not saying it's harmful but it is a little weird..

You're on a Kaylor blog! If you don't believe in Kaylor, why did you even end up here? Don't waste your time. I should have written "I think they are often in London because there they have waaaaay more privacy"… and if you read my posting, you known that it fits for the end of 2016. ("Would you run away with me?")

Not to mention that Karlie literally expanded Code with Klossy to London. Nice coincident.

“being with Karlie is probably the one time when Taylor can feel invisible.”

It’s difficult to parse exactly what attracts Swift to models: I’ve had friends explain it in terms of body-matching (Swift’s finally found her tall, wispy people) or that Kloss, like her, has juggled fame since her early teens. The writer Durga Chew-Bose told me that “being with Karlie is probably the one time when Taylor can feel invisible.” I don’t think any of these explanations is necessarily wrong. But I think there’s something even deeper about Swift’s model affinity, especially to the Kloss-like variety that currently dominate the industry.

In the absence of boys or friend drama, the only thing left to gossip about in Swift's life is her friendship with Karlie Kloss. Photos of them hanging out (and embracing/maybe kissing) on a balcony were quickly transformed into evidence of a relationship. Even the gossip press, which should be sated with the stream of Swift paparazzi and Instagram photos, is on board.

As evidenced by the abundance of “Kaylor” fanfic on Tumblr, there’s a serious audience and appetite for those rumors coming to fruition. But Swift’s popularity ultimately hinges on her image being mom-safe. Perhaps that’s why she can hang out with Lena Dunham but never say a word about Girls or Dunham's memoir, why she distanced herself from Gomez when she went back to Justin Bieber, and why she spends more of her time with Kloss, who spends her time promoting her charitable vegan cookie line for Momofuku, than Cara Delevingne, a model in the bad-girl Kate Moss tradition who parties with Rihanna and dates Michelle Rodriguez. (Buzzfeed January 2015)

Isn't it delicate.

"Watching Karlie watch Taylor during this moment of Taylor watching Karlie was everything"

Fletcher meets Taylor on a regular basis

Fletcher stans are Kaylor stans (Accidentally Kaylor, Fletcher)

Fletcher lives every Gaylor's dream

"I went to her [Taylor Swift] birthday party and she was drinking an Old Fashioned. And I asked her, what is that, what's that drink. And she was like 'That's an Old Fashioned.' And she was like, 'it's a man's drink'. And I was like 'you're like the f*cking man.' And that interaction is the reason, why in Girls, Girls, Girls, I put 'Sipped her like an old fashioned.'"

I kissed a girl and I liked it Sipped her like an old fashioned (ah-ah-ah) I kissed a girl and she liked it It's better than I imagined

Fletcher makes great music

"As a queer artist, I grew up not feeling like there's enough representation within music or media in general. I've always wanted to be the artist that I needed when I was a little girl. [...] I'll always fight for my LGBTQ+ community."

I just love Fletcher!

Taylor having a blast at her private gay pride. Good for her. Sad for us because someone was definitely missing.

It hits different ...

"I don't know if there can be any reason. I don't have a type. I don't really think to hard about what people think or why to like someone. It doesn't have to be any particular reason. But I don't know... I think in our 20s is just kind of like ... Oh I guess I'll try hanging out with him, or hanging out with her... or trying being single." (Taylor)

"I've had the thought several times in my career, wondering if I had been a man instead of a woman, and if I had lived my life exactly the same way. I had the same triumphs, made the same mistakes, dated the same people. What would people have said about me if I was a man instead of a woman?" (Taylor Swift)

Dated the same people? Let me see...

a) Taylor as man + a few publicly known people that she dated

You would be gay, Taylor. And it would be okay. It's also okay to be a woman and date the same gender.

b) Taylor as man + a few bitches and models

Taylor, you could (publicly) date bitches and models, you'd be THE MAN! Because you'd have dated really hot bitches and models.

What's your thought about this interview!?

That's the interview, I found it on tiktok. According to the source they deleted this part in the published interview... is that true?

Taylor, cast Cara for your upcoming movie, please! Can we manifest this together, please? ✊

The Gaylord to hugging it up with Karlie in the same city pipeline is a fun one 😏

Choose Your Fighter ("Style" by Taylor Swift)

a) Karlie Kloss

b) Dianna Agron

c) Harry Styles

You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye And I got that red lip classic thing that you like And when we go crashing down, we come back every time 'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style You got that long hair, slicked back, white T-shirt And I got that good girl faith and a tight little skirt And when we go crashing down, we come back every time 'Cause we never go out of style, we never go out of style

"Style" by Taylor Swift (October 27, 2014 - Album "1989")

Who's your fighter? :)

"There is a pond, complete with koi fish, in the middle of Swift’s astonishing, many-colored Nashville condo." "Swift gave the condo a heavy dose of well-funded OCD whimsy. The ceiling is arranged in multiple motifs – billowing curtains here, a painted indigo night sky there. In one corner, under hanging crystalline stars, sits a giant bunny made of moss. He’s wearing a hat. ‘It’s a whole Peter Pan, Alice in Wonderland structure here,’ she says, welcoming me the next morning. 'It’s what the inside of my brain looks like, essentially.'" (Rolling Stone 2012)

Maybe the koi fish are not only Speak Now Easter Eggs. My personal Lavender Haze interpretation (Kaylor's version):

koi fish, Alice in Wonderland = HOME

First scenes with trans actor and Taylor dancing alone. > She pushes her TV REMOTE. She "skips" the first moments because "in reality" she is on her couch.

She is cozy on her daisy-design couch (*cough*). > She shows us the TV REMOTE again. Is the TV REMOTE important, Taylor? The trans actor is the weatherman on the TV screen.

She smokes her Alice in Wonderland pipe.

> She pushes the TV REMOTE again, the "drug pipe" seems to work, she starts to see her HOME on the TV screen!

But we go back one more time into the Smoke & Mirrors world. "Talk your talk and go viral. I just need this love spiral"

In the end, she is ready to open the curtains and to push her boundaries. Finally she is relaxed at HOME.

Chely Wright having a conversation with Gaylors. Guess that's the best thing you'll read today.

She sees us all. 😭 Do you think she is proud of us?

they have been very obsessed with this haze thing lately

Karlie's IG postings from JAPAN back in 2016! 21 October 2022 - 2190 days = 22 August 2016

2190 days ago Karlie posted a lot of latergrams from Japan. We know they had been Latergrams because Karlie visited Darke's party (with Taylor) in New York.

Last year she posted Japan (latergram) pics as well. She even posted a Japan video with Koi Fishes as in the Lavender Haze video!

Koi is a freshwater fish that widely lives in rivers, ponds, and marshes throughout Japan.

19 October 2016

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

Now I am on Cloud 13 :)

Didn’t Karlie do a photoshoot recently where she’s stepping on a cloud or something? On cloud 9?

🤭☁️👀 (x)

Gaylord, Taylorville, Epiphany, Taylor Ferry, Lovelady, Gayville, West Palm Beach, Maidens, Ladiesburg, Sister (or Sunshine) ...

I can't...

Is that real? 😲

The 66 degrees on the map looks to be Kaylor, South Dakota.

🤣🤣

She’s unhinged with a degree of plausible deniability 💀

I wanted to add the FUNERAL tweet to your "Look what you made me do" coincidence.

Unfortunately he stopped posting about Kaylor back in 2015.

Bloody hell ..........

Was Taylor inspired by this kingdom tweet

Then she used kindgom word .... In 2019 rep/hoax

Taylor did go to his wedding in 2019.... 😵😵

This can't be koincidence

6 - Saoirse Ronan and Lucas Hedge's answer to the fan-question: "Did Taylor Swift ever stop by the set ['Mary queen of scots'] to visit Joe Alwyn?"

A random collection of celebs comments that make you double take

1 - Teen Vogues asks Shawn Mendes about Joe Alwyn and the lie detector shows he is lying about something

See full vide below:

2 - The infamous interview with Jack Antonoff talking about how much he loves working with gay women. Here is the link to the audio from @thekaylordiaries:

3 - "Allegedly" - Jack at long pond studios

4 - Calvin Harris goes OFF about his beard

5 - Martha Hunt & Taylor Hill not knowing who Joe is

This is all I could think of right now but please add more

Dior designed her so-called wedding dress. And they know for sure the difference. Picture proof from the comments:

Married: use Madame Not married: say Mademoiselle

Taylor, your turn! 💍🧎‍

the three horsemendemoiselles of the apocalypse 🤭

Shania Twain & Taylor Swift - Thelma & Louise Parody (CMT Music Awards 2011 Opening)

Think about the place where you first met me In a getaway car, oh-oh-oh

Thelma & Louise (1991) x On the Road with Best Friends Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss (Vogue) (x)

So let's just pretend Kaylor lives happily ever after in London.

"London is one of my favorite cities in the world." (Karlie, July 2016)

I recall late November. Holding my breath, slowly I said. You don′t need to save me. But would you run away with me? Yes Call It What You Want, November 2017

I'm sorry. But the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's dead (oh) Look What You Made Me Do, August 2017

You know I love a London boy London Boy, August 2019

You're a cowboy like me (2020)

Is that your key in the door? Is it okay? Is it you? Or have they come to take me away?

A few random "Willow" thoughts! (from a Kaylor's perspective) | TV-show Willow (2022) & Willow music video (2020)

Life was a willow and it bent right to your wind (oh)

Begin Again (2012) Taymojis. Based on the music video. Let's go back in time. An old 2012/2013 Teen Vogue article:

Taylor wasn’t at the Met Gala in 2012. They were both at the 2011 Met Gala. So... maybe on a Wednesday in a cafe in Paris...

And you throw your head back laughing like a little kid

You said you never met one girl who had As many James Taylor records as you. But I do

Taylor Swift was named after James Taylor and Karlie was named after the love of his life aka Carly Simon.

Sit quiet by my side in the shade And not the kind that's thrown I mean, the kind under where a tree has grown (Paris, 2022)

I love Kit & Jade from Willow. Support our gay heroes!

November flush and your flannel cure "This dorm was once a madhouse" I made a joke, "Well, it's made for me"

(Champagne problems - Taylor Swift)

Wow I didn't know about that.

The article lists Karlie as new board member.

It reminded me of this Aaron quote. "this kind of narrative song that then becomes personal at the end — it flips and she enters the song."

Of course it's only a coincident. 💜

Our secret moments in a crowded room

So, uh, I went back and watched the video and y’all… Taylor totally lightly kisses Karlie on the cheek and Karlie returns it by kissing her own hand and touching Taylor’s cheek. 😭