So Let's Just Pretend Kaylor Lives Happily Ever After In London.

“When Celia said she couldn’t have all of me, it was because I was selfish and because I was scared of losing everything I had. Not because I had two sides of me that one person could never fulfill. I broke Celia’s heart because I spent half my time loving her and the other half hiding how much I loved her." (Evelyn Hugo)

Karlie's IG postings from JAPAN back in 2016! 21 October 2022 - 2190 days = 22 August 2016

2190 days ago Karlie posted a lot of latergrams from Japan. We know they had been Latergrams because Karlie visited Darke's party (with Taylor) in New York.

Last year she posted Japan (latergram) pics as well. She even posted a Japan video with Koi Fishes as in the Lavender Haze video!

Koi is a freshwater fish that widely lives in rivers, ponds, and marshes throughout Japan.

19 October 2016

It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me

Friends spilled the tea

"She [Taylor] didn't make Cookies, but we did eat Karlie's... Karlie Kloss's... which is... [her roommate]... yeah, so we did taste her vegan Cookies. They were really good." - Camila Cabello

august 13, 2014 | ten years ago

representatives of karlie kloss responded to the rumors of karlie living with taylor:

“Karlie and Taylor do not live together and have no plans to live together. The Daily Mail did not verify the facts of the story prior to publishing it.”

it’s interesting to note that taylor’s rolling stone interview where she discussed karlie’s room in her apartment released not even a month later

"So you know... you're standing in the pouring rain with people, and you just kind of feel like this romanticises camaraderie. I was thinking about what song to play with you tonight and I was thinking... there's a song from Midnights that I love so much. And I haven't played it on this tour or ever... so I figured... that could be fun to play with you. And I just - oh my gosh, this is insane - I kind of just feel like telling you, I don’t know, I just... I have just never been this happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, you know, I don't know... it's not just the tour... it's like... I don't know, I just sort of feel like... my life finally feels like it makes sense. And... so I thought I'd play this song, which brings me a lot of happy memories."

Don't you dare to let them take away OUR KISSGATE SONG! She even messed the song up to play it again!

The double "Oh Oh" at the end! 🥹 (in the video mixed with another cute part of the refrain)

"Question…?" is a Kaylor song.

Kaylor on main 👀 ❤

Vogue is chaotic! Like...

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8LrLa28/

Whyyyyyy... what is happening!??

oh my god… they really posted that IM—

I was ridin' shotgun with my hair undone. In the front seat of his car. He's got a one-hand feel on the steering wheel. The other on my heart.

Las Vegas "Our Song" coincident. ♥️

Karlie!! You knew!!! SHOTGUN! 🤣🤣🤣

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"I've had the thought several times in my career, wondering if I had been a man instead of a woman, and if I had lived my life exactly the same way. I had the same triumphs, made the same mistakes, dated the same people. What would people have said about me if I was a man instead of a woman?" (Taylor Swift)

Dated the same people? Let me see...

a) Taylor as man + a few publicly known people that she dated

You would be gay, Taylor. And it would be okay. It's also okay to be a woman and date the same gender.

b) Taylor as man + a few bitches and models

Taylor, you could (publicly) date bitches and models, you'd be THE MAN! Because you'd have dated really hot bitches and models.

What's your thought about this interview!?

That's the interview, I found it on tiktok. According to the source they deleted this part in the published interview... is that true?

“being with Karlie is probably the one time when Taylor can feel invisible.”

It’s difficult to parse exactly what attracts Swift to models: I’ve had friends explain it in terms of body-matching (Swift’s finally found her tall, wispy people) or that Kloss, like her, has juggled fame since her early teens. The writer Durga Chew-Bose told me that “being with Karlie is probably the one time when Taylor can feel invisible.” I don’t think any of these explanations is necessarily wrong. But I think there’s something even deeper about Swift’s model affinity, especially to the Kloss-like variety that currently dominate the industry.

In the absence of boys or friend drama, the only thing left to gossip about in Swift's life is her friendship with Karlie Kloss. Photos of them hanging out (and embracing/maybe kissing) on a balcony were quickly transformed into evidence of a relationship. Even the gossip press, which should be sated with the stream of Swift paparazzi and Instagram photos, is on board.

As evidenced by the abundance of “Kaylor” fanfic on Tumblr, there’s a serious audience and appetite for those rumors coming to fruition. But Swift’s popularity ultimately hinges on her image being mom-safe. Perhaps that’s why she can hang out with Lena Dunham but never say a word about Girls or Dunham's memoir, why she distanced herself from Gomez when she went back to Justin Bieber, and why she spends more of her time with Kloss, who spends her time promoting her charitable vegan cookie line for Momofuku, than Cara Delevingne, a model in the bad-girl Kate Moss tradition who parties with Rihanna and dates Michelle Rodriguez. (Buzzfeed January 2015)

Isn't it delicate.

HERE is the Booksmart s*x scene with the song.

"In this house we support Olivia Wilde 🙌" (that's nice because she is one of Dianna Agron's best friends. See this link)

London Boy... the legend you are! 🙌

Do you really want to know where I was April 29th? 🍪