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Technically true.

I think I’ll be alright

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

Happy birthday to @dragonmasterhiccup!!! You’re so sweet, and an absolute joy to write with! Thank you for making all of us so happy!

me and my 10 self inserts with minor differences

now 2 beanie baby dragons are crossing your dash together :3

heeppy hoolida

This screenshot is everything to me. Look at him reading his big ass book, lying on top of Toothless like he's a fuckin couch and Toothless is just positively vibing. Look at them. They look so comfortable (and entirely unaware that their entire island is about to be plagued with fireworms)

Y E S

Thank you for answering my ask! 🥰

Important question: Do you think Hiccup has adorable tiny kitten sneezes, or MASSIVE sneezes that are way too big for his little body and practically knock him over?

100% the massive sneezes that knock him over. Him and the floor become very acquainted during high pollen season

best brownies in the known universe (at least, according to my grandma)

some year and a half ago when i was getting ready to move out i combed through all the family recipes that lay lost to time and one of the ones that i found was my grandmas brownie recipe. idk where she got it from (nor can i ask cause she has dementia) and its a printed out email she sent to my mom in june 2000. but by george these the best brownies i have ever tasted. would she be pleased that i am sharing this recipe with my vast following? absolutely.

YOU WILL NEED:

5 tablespoons butter (unsalted) 1 ounce unsweetened baking chocolate (or as much as your heart desires) 2/3 cup unsweetened good cocoa powder 1 cup sugar (white) (superfine preferred, normal works fine) 1 cup sifted white flour (can use gluten free) 1/2 teaspoon baking powder as much cinnamon as your heart desires (your heart needs to desire at least some cinnamon. its essential to the recipe) 3 egg whites 1 egg splash of vanilla extract (again, non negotiable step!)

preheat your oven to 325 degrees. grease a square baking pan (9x9 preferably).

in a small saucepan over medium heat melt the butter and baking chocolate. while that is melting, sift together the flour, baking powder and cinnamon into a small bowl. once the butter and chocolate is done melting add the cocoa powder and cook it together for 1 minute. add in the sugar and stir. it will get very thick. this is correct.

set that aside to cool. while thats cooling take a large bowl and put in your egg whites, egg and vanilla. beat it up with preferably a whisk but you can use a fork if youre fresh out of whisks. once the chocolate is cool enough to not scramble your eggs dump it in the eggs and mix it together. add the flour in gradually and keep mixing until its smooth and happy.

spread into your greased baking pan. put it in the oven for EXACLTLY 18 MINUTES. very crucial step. they will come out slightly under done. that is what we want. as they cool they will continue to cook in the pan. we dont want them to get hard and sad. they are not good when they are hard and sad. do not overbake them. you will be sad.

slice them up and as the official last step on the original recipe says: EAT ENJOY AND MAKE MORE! (theyre very good with mint chocolate chip ice cream)

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

non sexual intimacy!!!! bathing together, washing each other, playing with each other's hair, kissing every inch of their body, writing love letters on their back with your finger, connecting their moles and freckles to create constellations on their skin, running your hands up and down their thighs, ugh just expressing physical love without it having to be about sex!!!!

car

car

POOR BABY BOY HE NEEDS A HUG AND SOME CHICKEN SOUP HES GONNA CATCH A HORRIBLE COLD COME HERE BABY BOY

*gently carries him inside and puts him in bed, gives him soup and a kiss on the forehead*

much better

hiccup whump??

“You’re gonna get hypothermia sitting out here Hiccup,”

“That’s the idea.”

AWWW THANK YOU!!!

I’m so glad you like it! 🥰

Happy Dreadfall!

Here’s a Mercup for you Based on the role play I have going with @dragonmasterhiccup

Happy Dreadfall!

Here’s a Mercup for you Based on the role play I have going with @dragonmasterhiccup

It’s that time again…

the gang has been booped

Thank youuuu!!! 🥰 You’re the best!

A little thing inspired by the role play I have going with @dragonmasterhiccup I’m having so much fun with this, and Hiccup and Melodía are absolutely adorable!!!

A little thing inspired by the role play I have going with @dragonmasterhiccup I’m having so much fun with this, and Hiccup and Melodía are absolutely adorable!!!

meep.

Me and my mutuals rebloging the same post

The three stages of Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III fangirling [insp]

Did somebody say Hiccup?

I can feel…the serotonin and dopamine dropping…i need to make…Crafts

i must make…

b e a d l i z a r d

stop treating killing dragons as this act of bravery and valor. maybe ou should be kissieng and loving the dragons instead. and be more niceys

Eret: who or what is the queen of dragons? I keep hearing people talk about you killing her and I don’t know what that’s about. And everyone keeps dodging my questions.

Hiccup: Oh, it was a dragon, 17 maybe 18 longships long and could control other smaller dragons to do her bidding, that me and toothless killed. In the process stoping a 300 year long war with the dragons.

Eret: You’re serious. I know you can’t lie. How?

Hiccup: plasma blast into her mouth while she was charging up a shot. That’s also how I lost my leg.

Eret: I thought you lost your leg at 15?

Hiccup: …

Eret: …

Eret: I need a drink. And you are giving me the long story for this.

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

when she says she doesn’t send nudes