Random, But I REALLY Love The Fact That The Top 2 Most Iconic Musicals In The Market Right Now Are:

I think Ares is just dumb

THE THE

HE JUST GOT THERE

Also, suddenly his dad is back

That's a lot for him to handle, ngl

I’m not ok :]

Lotus-eaters were like "ugh, these damn tourists again. Send 'em to the cave, lmao"

This.

Most men on their girlfriends birthday: Update their insta stories and wish her well

Jorge on Tayla’s birthday: Writes her a whole ass song AND compiles all his favourite photos of them together and goes into depth about what he loves about her in each one

Can we all agree that this is how Not Sorry For Loving You went

Are we going to talk about how in Dangerous Jorge perfectly captures Odysseus’s feeling of utter loneliness with his thematic reprisal of Full Speed Ahead? Are we going to talk about the pause after ‘Cause I had one goal in mind’ where you as the listener automatically supply: ‘make it back alive to our homeland’? Only the men singing that line didn’t make it back alive so are we going to talk about that or are we going to choose not to be sad today?

Antinous: When the crown wonders where the prince is, only the ocean and I will know!

Poseidon, still recovering from his encounter with Ody: HE IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH ME