c!dream can't read maps. he doesn't understand a lot of big words. politics flies over his head and he tries his best to follow, but the gap in knowledge is evident in every step of the way.
he quotes the lion king at his best friend. he names his beloved horse after a dreamworks character. he sings a mickey mouse clubhouse song when he sees the hot dog van.
c!dream likes flowers, and he loved his parrot. he thinks nudity is funny, and he wants people to think he's cool. he isn't cool: he stumbles over his words, he gets talked over, he doesn't stand up for himself when others put words in his mouth because he knows nobody ever listens.
he named his crossbow a dick joke, then all his tools and armor an edgy version of his name. he built a big scary evil lair — on c!techno's lawn, and then another, for some convoluted, nonsensical plan based entirely on this childish need for things to go back to how they used to be.
he's just a guy. he's 22 years old and he wants nothing more than for everyone else to think he's mature and powerful and great. he's none of that. he's just a young man doing terrible things to others and himself because he's clinging to an idealized past that he will never get back.
The L’Manberg crater would’ve never been that big without Dream’s obsidian grid and TNT rain so excluding him from your posts about Doomsday is cringe btw
I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"
okay wait i’ll never get over the fact that dream trying to communicate and set boundaries was seen as manipulative but tommy making that video to “test” dreams friendship and to get a reaction wasn’t
huh... ya know that clip Dream used in his vid that he took down?... well I just found the full thing... it's interesting how he talks about not saying he likes Dream publicly since it goes against his brand...
transcript:
"Dream's so helpful, man. Dream's awesome. He's like—probably for the past like eight months, once a week me, Dream will have like a two-hour call. And he just—and he just helps me with shit and I ask him questions... I mean he gets a lot of shit because he deserves it and I hate him but he's lovely"
"(reading chat) 'Dream is great' or no, fellas, we've got to stay in character. I'm not—I'm not—I'm not going to compliment Dream publicly. You know, he surely may be lovely, give me lots of his time and it's really nice, but fucking no. No, no—like guys, guys, guys, like the—the hit song: Cash by Love Sad Kid, you should all know that's my favorite song of all time. That—he always—he says the hit lyric I—I, "Everything I do is on brand." That's like me—that's like me."
people will claim to be progressive and anti-cop and pro-prison abolition and still believe that people online they hate should be constantly punished for every mistake they made in their life.
One day the fandom will start portraying the people of L'manburg like the violent aggressors that Wilbur always intended them to be and then I'll finally be free
getting dsmp content on my timeline again because of parkour civilization and it activated the maggots in my brain like sleeper agents that just heard the code word. ill never be free from these little freaks theyre like microplastics. heres the two most normal guys on the server
i really think this tweet is onto something
here to be a creature mostly, might indulge in putting my faves in a box to psychoanalyze them from time to to time
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