peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)
thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
THE SANDMAN (2022-) - Now I’m listening. Or trying to.
#the man, the myth, the legend (sometimes derogatory, sometimes affectionate, sometimes both)
We’re all feeling this, right, it’s not just me? SHE-HULK: ATTORNEY AT LAW (2022) — 01x08 “Ribbit and Rip It”
Me when I enter a new fandom and am fond of a character: Awwwww babygirl!!! i love you so much you are my new favourite character of all time!!! here I have a gift for you!!!!! *headcanons them as aro/ace spec*
It’s a cat. What do you exspect?
Best buds.
the darkling: exists
every 16-19 year old in the vicinity: i’m about to end this man’s whole career
welcome to Horror Podcasts, we have green eyes, purple eyes, red eyes, and yellow eyes
"old friends" is an underrated relationship dynamic because it's such an innocent boring sounding term for what is usually some of the wildest shit imaginable. it's always like 'oh yeah we go way back, we have history' and then you find out that history includes sex, drugs, murder, divorce, war crimes and The Incident
For the last three years I had this teacher I was rly afraid of, because he was always extremely intimidating. Today I was in class and when he came in he sneezed and I expected it to sound like someone murdering an elephant instead he sounded like an adorable, fluffy, kitten and I don't think I can look him in the eye ever again without cackling like a madman.
"Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather."
i’ll start: “i’m a god you dull creature!”
no rest for the wicked but the wicked is an emotional unstable asexual biromatic disaster with abandonment and daddy issues who instead of going to therapy reads unholy amounts of platonic soulmate AU's on ao3 she/her 18
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