Could You Be Any More Annoying.. Lol

Daiane Sodré @ Alexandre Herchcovitch Fall 2012 

I Will Tell this Story to the Sun Until You Remember that You are the Sun, Erin Slaughter

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I HAVE OVER 200 BLURBS I WRITE A LOT NO WONDER I HATE COLLEGE

Blurb is a funny word

(*** Indicates smut)

Liam Payne - I never really loved you

Niall Horan - I know your secret

Zayn Malik - I just want to cuddle

Niall Horan - You coward

Niall Horan - Are you sure this is legal?

Harry Styles - I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now.

Louis Tomlinson - I think I’m falling in love with you

Zayn Malik - Do you trust me?

Liam Payne - I just want to cuddle

Louis Tomlinson - You. Come. Snuggle. Now!!

Zayn Malik - Is that my shirt?

Liam Payne - Don’t let me die

Harry Styles - Explain yourself

Harry Styles - You have to let her walk on her own eventually

Niall Horan - Don’t make me beg

Louis Tomlinson - I’m dying

Harry Styles - I think I’m falling in love with you

Harry Styles - You lied to me!

Liam Payne - Don’t look at me like that

Louis Tomlinson - Don’t go

Niall Horan - I can’t do this anymore

Louis Tomlinson - I’m bad for you

Zayn Malik - I’m going to be sick

Liam Payne - You’re so weird

Niall Horan - I don’t know if I can keep going. It hurts, so much.

Zayn Malik - Kiss me

Niall Horan - Just let me die

Niall Horan - Are you even listening to me?

Harry Styles - Where are my clothes?

Zayn Malik - Want to hear a secret?

Liam Payne - I am not wearing that

Louis Tomlinson - Are you crazy?

Liam Payne - Why me? You could have anyone else…

Zayn Malik - No! You can’t die on me now!

Louis Tomlinson - Wear each other’s clothes

Harry Styles - Grand Gesture

Liam Payne - Music

Liam Payne - Bedroom. Now.

Niall Horan - Babies

Niall Horan - Giving piggy back rides

Harry Styles - What do you think you’re doing?

Louis Tomlinson - Act Like Kids

Harry Styles - Just leave me alone

Niall Horan - Bedroom. Now.

Niall Horan - You’re really good at that

Zayn Malik - Cuddling

Louis Tomlinson - What do you think you’re doing?

Louis Tomlinson - I’m not stupid

Harry Styles - Are you even listening to me?

Harry Styles - Pictures

Harry Styles - I can’t fall asleep…will you help me?

Zayn Malik - Be Mine

Niall Horan - When was the last time you did this?

Liam Payne - You’re really good at that

Louis Tomlinson - Babies

Zayn Malik - You were not supposed to see that

Niall Horan - Grand Gesture

Harry Styles - Making a wish together

Louis Tomlinson - Tattoos

Louis Tomlinson - You’re not going anywhere

Niall Horan - You’re not going anywhere

Zayn Malik - You’re not going anywhere***

Harry Styles - Don’t let me go

Zayn Malik - I wanna be yours

Niall Horan - Best Friend’s Wedding

Louis Tomlinson - Oversleeping & Do you know what time it is?

Louis Tomlinson - Flying in a plane

Liam Payne - Don’t go

Niall Horan - I know your secret (ticklish)

Louis Tomlinson - Having kids together

Liam Payne - How drunk are you right now?

Louis Tomlinson - Fighting

Liam Payne - Pictures

Louis Tomlinson - Clothes Shopping

Liam Payne - Kindergarten

Louis Tomlinson - Bedroom. Now.***

Louis Tomlinson - Husband

Niall Horan - I love you

Harry Styles - Do you know what time it is?

Liam Payne - No, that can’t be my baby

Niall Horan - You’re Pretty

Louis Tomlinson - Thunderstorms

Zayn Malik - Having a bath together

Liam Payne - Don’t you dare come near me

Niall Horan - Braces

Harry Styles - What do you think you’re doing?

Louis Tomlinson - What are you afraid of?

Niall Horan - Cold Feet

Louis Tomlinson - Kiss Me, You Idiot

Zayn Malik - Babies

Niall Horan - Do you love me?

Louis Tomlinson - What do you mean you hate country music?

Harry Styles - Piggyback Rides

Louis Tomlinson - I feel sick

Zayn Malik - Do you know what time it is?

Liam Payne - Don’t you dare come near me

Niall Horan - Touchy feely

Harry Styles - Kiss me

Niall Horan - Wedding reception

Louis Tomlinson - Stop it

Zayn Malik - Be mine

Niall Horan - Smacking your bum

Harry Styles - You’re not going anywhere***

Louis Tomlinson - Soccer

Zayn Malik - You are so caring

Liam Payne - I’m sorry, what were you saying?

Niall Horan - Cuddling

Harry Styles - Oh my God, what happened?!

Louis Tomlinson - Sharing Sleep

Zayn Malik - Math Teacher

Zayn Malik - Bad Boy

Liam Payne - Movies***

Niall Horan - Come Here, Petal

Harry Styles - I hate you

Zayn Malik - Bad Boy II

Louis Tomlinson - What do you think you’re doing?

Zayn Malik - Kiss me

Liam Payne - Let’s get out of here.

Niall Horan - Family dinner

Harry Styles - Touchy feely

Liam Payne - Bedroom. Now.

Niall Horan - When was the last time you did this?***

Niall Horan - You’re not going anywhere

Louis Tomlinson - Babies

Louis Tomlinson - You’re not going anywhere

Niall Horan - Babies

Zayn Malik - Babies

Liam Payne - I just want to cuddle

Louis Tomlinson - Thunderstorms

Harry Styles - I’m coming back for you***

Harry Styles - Smacking your bum

Louis Tomlinson - Friends…?

Louis Tomlinson - Husband feels

Harry Styles - I think m'gonna be sick…

Harry Styles - Adoption

Harry Styles - Screaming

Liam Payne - Sex hair

Zayn Malik - Bad Boy III

Niall Horan - Supermodel

Niall Horan - Theo

Zayn Malik - Smacking your bum***

Louis Tomlinson - Middle school teacher

Louis Tomlinson - First and last

Zayn Malik - Be mine II

Niall Horan - Babies II

Niall Horan - Dude, where’s my car?

Zayn Malik - Prince Zayn

Louis Tomlinson - Waking up with amnesia

Liam Payne - Superman

Niall Horan - Waking up with amnesia

Harry Styles - Can I hold your hand?

Zayn Malik - Kids on the plane

Louis Tomlinson - Meeting online

Liam Payne - Can I kiss you?

Niall Horan - 22nd Birthday***

Niall Horan - 22nd Birthday

Harry Styles - School teacher

Zayn Malik - Masquerade

Louis Tomlinson - School teacher

Liam Payne - One night stand

Niall Horan - Divorce

Harry Styles - It’s me or the boys, you choose.

Dating Zayn

Dating Louis

Dating Liam

Dating Niall

Dating Harry

Zayn Malik - Nanny

Louis Tomlinson - Put the weapon down

Liam Payne - Writer

Niall Horan - I don’t mind

Harry Styles - Kissing Booth

Zayn Malik - Virgin***

Louis Tomlinson - Soccer v. football

Liam Payne - Don’t make me beg

Niall Horan - Taboo Love

Harry Styles - You’re bad for me*

Zayn Malik - Divorce

Louis Tomlinson - Kiss me

Liam Payne - Looking for a house

Niall Horan - NYC Guitarist

Harry Styles - You could’ve died

Zayn Malik - Roommates

Louis Tomlinson - I’ll still be here waiting when you’re ready

Liam Payne - Don’t cry

Niall Horan - Can I walk you home?

Harry Styles - Rainy Day

Zayn Malik - Sick love bug

Zayn Malik - Infinity

Louis Tomlinson - Infinity

Liam Payne - Infinity

Niall Horan - Infinity

Harry Styles - Infinity

Louis Tomlinson - Meanies

Niall Horan - Taboo Love II

Louis Tomlinson - Happy birthday!

Zayn Malik - Marriage Counseling

Louis Tomlinson - Stay there, I’m coming to get you

Zayn Malik - Laundry day

Liam Payne - Not trusting

Niall Horan - Can I have this dance?

Harry Styles - I think you’re beautiful

Niall Night! - Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7

you seem like a lion,

who kills everyone else, except yourself

The split interview post.... My ziall heart is also bleeding because why were they so pure and precious and yet left so few things for us to cherish. We-eeee are never ever, getting back together :,(

wHY DID NIALL ANSWER THE PHONE LIKE HONEST TO GOD HE WAS A FAN TALKING TO HIS CELEBRITY CRUSH?? “[GASP]!!! HI ZAYN!!!!!! IS THIS ZAYN????? OH!!!! CAN YOU GIVE ME A SHOUT-OUT??? YES, ZAYN, I LOVE YOU!!”

HE TEXTED ME “NIALL CAN I MAKE YOU SMILE” AND I SAID “OKAY”

IS THAT WHAT THEIR CONVERSATIONS ARE REALLY LIKE???? I -?????????

lISTEN TO THEM LAUGHING I AM SO UPSET

― Clarice Lispector, The Passion According to G.H.

beautiful

I know we always talk about how the boys protect Niall and how much they love him but I feel like we really underestimate the love and support Niall gives to his band mates; to his brother.

Niall is always the one who hugs them when they cry, who comforts them and more importantly he’s the one who stands up for them when anything makes them uncomfortable.

He hugged Harry so hard when he cried in that one interview when he had felt so uncomfortable by the question the interviewer was making. He made sure Harry was alright when he got sick. He made sure to hug Harry hard when they got third place on the X-Factor and he’s done so so much more.

He always make sure to cheer Louis up when he’s mad or uncomfortable. He’s silly and happy around him to make sure Louis stays silly and happy. He laughed so hard when Louis’ voice cracked in that one concert during Moments but then made sure Louis wasn’t upset. He looks up to him so much and he’s always there for him,too.

With Liam he’s always been so soft and gentle. He play fights and tumbles with him all the time but he’s so gentle and careful whenever Liam is upset. The concert right after March 25th Liam had been visibly upset and crying and Niall had walked right over and hugged him from behind until he was sure Liam was okay. When Liam was insecure about anything Niall would make sure he gained his confidence and made sure to have everyone pay attention to Liam so that he wouldn’t feel left out.

When it came to Zayn, their relationship was one of mutual protection. They always made sure the other was fine and happy and smiling and if they weren’t they would take it upon themselves to change that. Niall was the one person that made sure to get Zayn heard. He made sure everyone around them knew he was there and that he shouldn’t be left out. There was one time in the Italy Midnight Memories interview where they’d asked what they loved as kids and Zayn was shy to admit that he had loved the Power Rangers as a kid and I remember him telling Niall as much and Niall making sure that the person interviewing them would pay enough attention to Zayn so that he could say his piece.

He’s the same with every single one of them. He loves them so much and he’s always there to bring comfort to his boys; every single one of them and I think that’s so important.

i think…there’s…. something niall likes. and it’s maybe gotta do with putting his arm around zayn a certain way.

maybe

i’m not sure

right arm firmly hooked around him

left arm free to do whatever is currently priority

his go to pose

a safe spot?

it looks so easy and familiar

if niall were a fisher this precise arm placement would be his favourite fishhook and zayn his only fish

a constant. in both their lives

so warm

a two armed octopus

it’s comfort

it’s them

—Li Bai, Question and Answer on the Mountain, tr. by Keith Holyoak