I've Only Ever Gotten Drunk Once. I Don't Even Remember It Clearly. Jinx Caught Me Running Around Mumbling

I wouldn't exactly say that.

my mama said your emo auntie vi ..

well shes a liar then.

I'm just as surprised.

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

You say that but curl up on the couch like a cat when I'm around, not to mention it makes Isha join in.

@vile-villainess and @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake this is what I'm going to do to both of you I'd you guys refuse to get along. And I will do it.. trust me.

Feel free to bring your ankle biter, think of it as a test run for some new paint I'm developing.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

I have more than enough resources to light a pyre.

It's a witch AND a ginger ⬆️

WE SHOULD BURN HER! 😡 🔥😈

@zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved

I stand by what I said.

𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐰𝐡𝐨𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲, (𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬) 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧.

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

Jinx - @vile-villainess

(The girl I can't ask out without her trying to blow herself up.)

Vi (Violet) - @bruisedandbeloved

(The older sister that I can now actually talk back to.)

Caitlym - @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

(Ex-dictator that i'm 90% sure is autistic.)

Sevika - @onlyvika

(The only older woman I will actually throw hands with.)

Isha - @jinxbutsmol

(A somewhat tolerable ankle biter.)

o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o༙྇o

(Non-Cannon. Characters)

Seraphine - @minisevika

(Sevika's little brat.)

Winter - @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

(The one sister that reminds Benzo of her mother.)

Noelle - @dreamynoelle

(Sevika's scary wife.)

EKKO. If someone were to have accidentally consumed a razor blade what would they do in this situation?

Get them to sickbay, I already called a stretcher for you-I mean THEM. Gert 'll get it out.

Maybe I am, I don't think any of us appreciate having you around. Even if you're considered councilwoman.

© plutoxoxi via x/twitter

*I stand there with a disappointed face, I wipe a finger through the muck. I trace it into a drippy firelight symbol, trying to mask laughter with a grimace.*

"Real funny."

hi >:3

*puts a box at your feet and runs away giggling madly*

-@lil-zaunite (alix)

*Kicks the box open cautiously, waiting for something to go off.*

Building C, third door on the left.

EKKO. If someone were to have accidentally consumed a razor blade what would they do in this situation?

Get them to sickbay, I already called a stretcher for you-I mean THEM. Gert 'll get it out.