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So @onlyvika keeps complaining that im smoking all of her Marijuana, but won't tell me where to buy her more.

Will you help me?

I know a few places, but I want a bit for myself. Take it or leave it.

We smuggle it from Piltover, that or we trade services with import ships for any extra.

JINX!!! I GIT A LOLLIPOP!! I was eating it and it had a razor blade in it 😔😔😔 I'm really sad and my mouth hurts cuz I just ate it

uhh, you ate a razor blade? how did it even get in there?

listen, i’m not really the fix-it type when it comes to… people. i’m better at breaking ‘em. you should probably tell ekko. or maybe a piltie. you probably need a doctor or something. where are you?

@onlyvika You say you can cook? Try out bread birds before you come tweeting.

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I honestly can't even argue with that.

Can you tell me why his goof ass did that face??

he hates the enforcer’s lol he told me why he did this

For fuck's sake.

day 96 cleansing the #caitvi tl

time for cait to push vi a lil hehe

Then what the fuck is going on?

Maybe I was high or something.

OOOOOOOO EKKO HAS A GIRLLLLLLLLFRIENDDDDDDD

What? When did this ever happen, @vile-villainess

I have absolutely zero idea.

This is why I wish I could self destruct.

@onlyvika @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @jinxbutsmol @vile-villainess @rio-specimen @ranofzaun @einthezaunite @minisevika @black-pearl-the-femme-fatale

Like it was much of a choice, just let people get bombed? And I heard Jinx say it herself, you made her the way she is.

Some sort of fucking temper you have, maybe it was better that they locked you up.

I decided my will, because I can

Guys

If I die most of my money is going to Cami, Isha and Ekko

Like 75%(Find a way to split it fairly please and thank you)

The other 20% percent gets split between Vi and Jinx(Not Caitlyn, because A. I don't trust her and B. She like rich alr so no)

and the other 5% goes to Sevika

@cami-the-cutesy @zauns-fav-firelight @timetravelsuckz

@zaunslefthandwoman @jinxsbabyy @jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess @bruisedandbeloved

Of fucking course YOU would drink hand sanitizer. The only idiot I know that would stoop so low.

23 hours sober and I think I realised why the prison guards thought I was a drug addiction because I kept screaming "POWDER. I NEED POWDER!" . Damn, the things sobriety can do am I right?

@vile-villainess @piltover-bulwark @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

Janna above, @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake get your wife before the alcohol decides what's a good idea for her.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake

What did I just walk into?

[Ooc: Link to their TikTok, https://www.tiktok.com/@jessikarah?_t=ZP-8vNJ4l9JGog&_r=1 ]