OOC!

"Kira-" *Sighs deeply.* "Fancy woman who won't stop visiting." *A small bag hits Ronnie in the middle of her chest asI walk off really wobbly, muttering about nonsensical hotdogs.*

JINX I uhh..... I may or may not have gotten a glowing blue ball thingy and ate it thinking it was candy.....

what is with everybody eating stuff they shouldn’t? i mean, i thought i was unhinged…

i know that heebie-jeebie gemstone looks like a cupcake decoration… buuuut i’m pretty sure it’s not supposed to be eaten… i think?

i’m just surprised it didn’t break your teeth

@vile-villainess @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake @bruisedandbeloved @askviktor @themedarda @jaycehousetalis

Arcane incorrect texts pt.4 mfs

I've been told they connect to a device called a 'phone'? It's a handheld speaking device.

I have a gift! Here, have some Bluetooth headphones

“Blue… tooth?” To what are these meant to connect and by what means?

EKKO. If someone were to have accidentally consumed a razor blade what would they do in this situation?

Get them to sickbay, I already called a stretcher for you-I mean THEM. Gert 'll get it out.

Going to pet scar, if I end up with a broken rib oh wellll

@onlyvika @dreamynoelle

Your kid thinks it's going to be fun to try and pet a live lion. As much as I hate you Sevika I won't take it out on the kid.

No, but as head of the faction I have the authority to make you one.

@piltovers-sweetest-cupcake introduced me to something called 'caramel'.

(After taking a bite): I think my brain just fucking exploded.

I have a name.

You should try using oil paints in your glitter bombs. They have nasty fumes n’ shit. Some are even straight up toxic. Could be fun?

ooh, i like this idea. hey, isha, got a victim in mind?

@jinxbutsmol

@vile-villainess I'm putting @bruisedandbeloved in a rehab program, I found her having a staring contest with a cat last night. . .

Usually I would say no, but if you agree to glow in the dark paint I wouldn't mind helping.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?

And you have the money to spare.

@vile-villainess

Did you really? @piltovers-sweetest-cupcake how long of showers do you Pilties take?