Concept (That I Will Write Someday): Shmi Skywalker Is The Chosen One. But She Works Out Her Destiny

Concept (That I Will Write Someday): Shmi Skywalker is the Chosen One. But she works out her destiny not for the sake of the Republic but because DARN IT ALL there's going to be a war and this is not why she sent her son away with the Jedi! Cue Shmi and the Lars fam wreaking havoc on all of Palpatine's plans while they go after Anakin, following the guidance of Ar-Amu, an eldritch Force being who took a liking for both Tatooine and Shmi and who has no concept of a normal sentient interaction.

Featuring:

Ar-Amu terrifying everyone except Shmi and the Lars, who are used to her

A clone revolution on Kamino, led by Shmi

The subsequent kidnapping/adoption of Obi-Wan and Jango from Kamino

Anakin definitely having dreams about his amu but he has NO IDEA WHAT THE KRIFF THEY'RE ABOUT

Padme and Anakin causing problems for everyone by running off, getting married, and joining Hondo's pirate crew by accident

Shmi marching up to the Jedi Temple wanting to see her son

The Council, knowing that neither Anakin nor Obi-Wan are in the Temple, desperately paging every Jedi close to Anakin to go Deal With This

However, every Jedi close to Anakin is also the exact kind of Jedi who would immediately join Shmi's revolution

The Temple steps are getting kind of crowded

The Clone Wars are kind of over but no one knows what to do

Ar-Amu giving Dark Siders unintentional heart attacks (my sister's idea)

Palpatine having a bad day that lasts many months

Dooku being confused

Ventress getting adopted by more clone troopers

Everybody Lives/Nobody Dies (Except Probably Palpatine)

Shmi just wants to See Her Boy

Owen, Beru, and Cliegg have never met Anakin but darn it all if they're not ride or die for their step-family member anyway

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