WAHOOO ‼️‼️+

havent listened to the episode yet what the FUCK does this mean

the weird thing about having a horror podcast as a piece of comfort media is being sad and going "you know what would make me feel better? listening to that traumatized British man read out people's deepest fears and horrible experiences! that will cheer me up!" and then it WORKS.

AND HES STATED TO BE A MASSIVE HORROR PERSON TOO

LIKE MY MAN DID NOT GROW UP WATCHING A SHITTON OF HORROR JUST TO REACH THIS LEVEL OF ABSOLUTE IDIOCY

I’m so sorry but Mr Personal Screening may be the biggest dope in tma/tmagp history :/

“I never gave them my address, but they sent me a letter! I’m sure that’s normal!”

“The screening is at the theater my dad and I used to go to that I’m sure shut down! Cool!”

“This theater has only one employee that’s somehow doing every single job at once! Poor guy!”

BRO YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!

“kill them with kindness” wrong. ceaseless watcher gaze your eyes upon this wretched thing👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️👁️

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

Jonathan Sims, head archivist of The Magnus Institute, London

hey what if I threw up actually

THE MAGNUS PROTOCOL IS A PROTOCOL ??

"genre-savvy" no i want a genre-unsavvy protagonist. scratch that, i want a genre-deluded protagonist.

i want a protagonist who is convinced until the last possible moment that they're in a lighthearted romcom--despite the proliferation of slasher murders. give me a soccer dad who is just so determined to enjoy family vacation, despite the fact the kids summoned an eldritch deity from the lake. a preteen who is experiencing a coming-of-age saga and annoyed their parents aren't emotionally present (the parents are distracted by a literal zombie apocalypse). endless possibilities

i'll take three of whatever david tennant's joints are having these days, jesus. flexi-stretchy-hippity-hoppity man