No! I Did Not Just Finish A Book With An Ending That I Still Don't Wanna Think About, To See This Shit.

So, I couldn't wait for the third ACOTAR after i finished ACOMAF for the millionth time, so here is my version of the third! Warning, it is very bad xD I can't write fanfics, so check it out if you dare!

you: sarah j maas

me, an intellectual: leigh bardugo

That is not true xD. It wouldn't ruin my self esteem, you'd just piss me off so much.

WHY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET THE SIGNS MAD

Aries: It’s funny as hell running for ur life!!!

Taurus: There’s a reason why bull fighting is Spain’s favorite sport….olé

Gemini: It’s funny watching their personality fall apart as they try to figure out how to deal with their anger

Cancer: People angry sobbing is pretty entertaining to watch

Leo: You have totally ruined their self esteem and sense of worth

Virgo: Being blackmailed is a great way to start everyday

Libra: It’s a good way of showing their true colors

Scorpio: You shouldn’t 

Sagittarius: Good excuse to avoid them

Capricorn: You shouldn’t, it’s boring and annoying

Aquarius: Fearing for your life is a once in a lifetime experience

Pisces: They were being shitty anyways so now is a good time to drop them

@propshophannah @sparkleywonderful @vannserra do any of you remember how in HoF, Emyris told of a female fae that was kind of like Aelin, and how she was in Mistward for a week until Maeve brought her to. . . Is doranelle Maeve's city? I can't remember, but anyway, maybe the Snowy Owl is that fae?

Tower of Dawn cover musings...

My box is flooded with Q’s for my thoughts on this cover. Here they are. Short and sweet.

[Ahem]

It looks like an owl/parakeet/hawk/eagle thingy.

Chaol is from Anniel—a people known for their guardian warriors. And yes Chaol carried around/threw away his eagle pommel sword when he chose loyalty to Dorian over the king. It could be the pommel.

I still think the ruby in Damaris is a maybe witch mirror which has nothing to do with this cover other than if this is a sword pommel then all the emphasis on swords in this series is probably not a coincidence.

Last thought: We still don’t know if the creepy owl that sometimes follows Maeve around is a person or not. Was it @sparkleywonderful who thought it was her “dead” sister? (And before you all start to post that the owl is Maeve’s shift form, go back and reread. It chills in the room with her in HoF and it’s never clear when it flies off if it’s Maeve in a shift form or the owl that chills with her.)

I love this. I need more of this in my life xD

I am convinced every fandom needs their own Marid blogger.

Terrasen's is green and silver

QUICK

What are Adarlan’s and Terrasen’s colours?? I’m blanking so hard right now

(i think Terrasen’s is green and silver but Im not 100% sure)

You can't be serious

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

The first two are true, the last one, um, nope.

Remember when they told us this

hahahahahahaha…haha…ha.

Ooh who you? Who you? Who are You? Ooh who is this kid? What's he gonna do?

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

The best thing is, right as I saw this, Colors came on

Colors, Halsey