That Is Not True XD. It Wouldn't Ruin My Self Esteem, You'd Just Piss Me Off So Much.

I Just started Cinder by Marissa Mayer, and its good so far!

Let's Talk Books!

What’s everyone currently reading? Do you like it? Hate it? Want to throw the book throughout the nearest window?

RHYSAND!!!!!!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!

YA boyfriends for the signs

Aries: Aaron Warner (Shatter Me)

Taurus: Jace Herondale (The Mortal Instruments)

Gemini: Carswell Thorne (The Lunar Chronicles)

Cancer: Maxon Schreave (The Selection)

Leo: Rhysand (A Court of Thorns and Roses)

Virgo: Gansey (The Raven Cycle)

Libra: Dorian Havilliard (Throne of Glass)

Scorpio: The Darkling (The Grisha Trilogy)

Sagittarius: Emperor Kaito (The Lunar Chronicles)

Capricorn:  Prince Cal (Red Queen)

Aquarius: Noah Shaw (Mara Dyer)

Pisces: Will Herondale (The Infernal Devices)

That would be nice.

Do you listen to Hamilton?

yes, yes i do

I just saw it, and let me say, it really was awesome. And critics were not lying when saying its better than Man of Steel, Suicide Squad, and Batman V. Superman combined.

a female-led, female-directed superhero movie is now the highest rated superhero movie to date, which means that both superheroes and movies officially belong to women

I am re-reading it also and I get through it by imagining Tamlin is Rhys. Its easier xD

Rereading ACOTAR is much less fun after ACOMAF

There’s no Inner Circle Much less Feysand No Feysand smut Lots of Feylin More Feylin (blah)

I'm also learning Spanish, and Duolingo is free forever, you can learn many languages and you can challenge friends. I personally really like Duolingo.

Spanish Help!

Ok so I hate to ask on this blog because I try to keep it entirely SJMaas related, but can anyone suggest some resources for learning Spanish (either online, study techniques, etc.)? I’m taking Spanish as a general ed class at my university and I could really use some extra help. What has worked well in your experience? Thanks, everyone!

Awwww, we need Aelin and Feyre to meet! Along with Rhys and Rowan! That would be awesome

Things I Learned at Sarah J. Maas' Book Signing Today:

-Sarah has been asked to write a catwoman comic for dc, which she predicts will come out in 2018

-She’s been banned from playing board games by her family

-If she went to hogwarts, she would be a slytherin, but she would live in Gryffindor’s tower bc the living under a lake thing would freak her out

-her personal blog in high school became like a meme for the school

-If Manon and Celaena went to Starbucks, Manon would either get ice water at the counter instead of buying a water bottle, or two straight shots of espresso bc she’s a badass, and

Celaena would get the sweetest possible frappuccino with like 3x the amount of whipped cream a normal one has.

-if Celaena, Rowan, Dorian, Chaol, Rhysand and Tamlin played monopoly together,

Celaena would be the banker who embezzled money,

Rowan would be the one who was “watching her like a hawk”(her pun not mine),

Dorian and Rhys would be really smart with their purchases and take the game really seriously,

Chaol would take it just as seriously and pull out the rule book,

and Tamlin would be like “lmao no that’s a mortal game why would I play that?”

After Rowan calls her out for embezzlement, Celeana would flip the board and set it on fire while it was in the air.

-if all the characters from both series were put in the hunger games:

The thirteen would band together and hunt

They would probably kill Dorian who would either die from that or trusting Celaena as an ally and getting stabbed

Chaol would make a valiant effort but get steamrolled by the magic users, probably trying to protect Dorian.

Rhys would win bc of the brain melting thing, but without that, she doesn’t know.

-Throne of Glass and ACOTAR take place in the same universe, so in theory, you could open a wyrdgate to one from the other, but she has no plans of the two interacting.

-Celaena and Manon are Sarah’s favorite characters in ToG, and Rhys and Nesta are the two known characters that are her favorites in ACOTAR

-Sarah was inspired to write the first scene of ACOTAR while listening to the Princess Mononoke soundtrack.

-While ToG is inspired by Cinderella, ACOTAR draws heavily from Beauty and the Beast and East of the Sun West of the Moon.

-Sarah’s favorite scene in ACOMAF was inspired by Hansel and Gretel and was so graphic she gagged while writing it.

-The only times Sarah was so shaken by what she was writing that she had to take a break were when Sam died, and when Asterin talked about her past.

I just got ACOMAF back from my cousin and I'm re-reading it

Ugh ACOMAF is just sitting on my shelf…BEGGING to be reread…do I give in(?????)

Wow. The Leo one kinda made me laugh, I could see someone doing that to me xD. But the others, just why?

the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes

Aries: “Welcome,” he said, shoving my hair hard, “to the butt room.”

Taurus: “No way,” I cried out orgasmically. “No way, no way, no way.”

Gemini: “When I woke up Christian Grey had somehow gotten an entire orange into my mouth.”

Cancer: “Say it,” he commanded. “Yankity Spankity.” “Louder.”

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

Virgo: “The helicopter was built for sex, I observed sexily. You could lie across the seats or recline them.”

Libra: “Christian Grey picked up the long black thing and started working my zone. It was bananas.”

Scorpio: “The sex feelings flooded my body like a charging herd of itty, bitty elephants. We’re talking small.”

Sagittarius: “Do I afraid you?” Christian Grey asked, licking his eyebrow.”

Capricorn: “It’s a Murphy Bed,” he explained. “Maybe one day we could leave it up and have sex in the walls.”

Aquarius: “Christian Grey mashed on my area with the meat of his hand. “Do you like that, you woman?”

Pisces: “Hey,” I asked “Didn’t you used to be a vampire?”

Source: [x]

Stop it! EoS has already shattered me! Don't do it again!

HOW TO DEPRESS A FANDOM IN TWO WORDS.

Sam Cortland