This Is Part Of The Reason I Want To Learn German, My Family Is From Germany And I Want To Cuss Out My

I introduced my cousin to the fandom this year and she is 11 xD

I think my biggest issue with the throne of glass fandom on tumblr is that there are a many young people who read the books. And young people are dramatic. So I sit in the corner with all of the other old tumblr fans and drink our wine and watch the drama unfold.

That is not true xD. It wouldn't ruin my self esteem, you'd just piss me off so much.

WHY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET THE SIGNS MAD

Aries: It’s funny as hell running for ur life!!!

Taurus: There’s a reason why bull fighting is Spain’s favorite sport….olé

Gemini: It’s funny watching their personality fall apart as they try to figure out how to deal with their anger

Cancer: People angry sobbing is pretty entertaining to watch

Leo: You have totally ruined their self esteem and sense of worth

Virgo: Being blackmailed is a great way to start everyday

Libra: It’s a good way of showing their true colors

Scorpio: You shouldn’t 

Sagittarius: Good excuse to avoid them

Capricorn: You shouldn’t, it’s boring and annoying

Aquarius: Fearing for your life is a once in a lifetime experience

Pisces: They were being shitty anyways so now is a good time to drop them

Yeah, there has been kind of like, subtle hints about a land whose name was forgotten to Erelia. And i think that on the map, you have Erelia in the sort off middle of the world, the southern continent, in the south, Wendelyn, in the east,and maybe, Pyrithan in the far west. (Sorry for the maybe mistakes, im trying not to fall asleep)

*Velaris

Don’t judge my drunken epiphany typos, ya assholes.

My veiws of Rhysand from ACOTAR to ACOMAF

Middle of ACOTAR: I like him.

End of ACOTAR: still like him.

Beginning of ACOMAF: like him even more.

Middle of ACOMAF: love him.

End of ACOMAF: Love him so much

Sadly, thats kinda true

Haha - oh yes!

SINFULLY GAY ROMANCE BOOK REVIEWS

In Iceland, books are exchanged on Christmas Eve, and you spend the rest of the night reading. People generally take their books to bed along with some chocolate. How cozy and wonderful does that sound? (More fun facts: Iceland publishes more books per capita than any other country, and new books are typically published only during the Christmas season—the frenzy is called Jólabókaflóð, or the Christmas Book Flood.)

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I think I found a new tradition…

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Yes, lets!

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Ahhhh let’s go!

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The funny thing is, a few years ago, my family started a tradition where we get a secret santa and give books to the people we got, and its only me and my dad who are Irish

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OMG I WOULD GET SO MANY COOL BOOKS (there I go again only thinking about myself. but seriously, you were thinking it too.)

Thats how I thought last year, and then I got a book that i'll never read

IT COULD ALSO MEAN SHE COULD BE DOING SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT AND SHE WANTS TO REMEMBER THEM WHILE SHE IS DOING IT!

OHMERGERD GUYSSSSSSS LOOKIIIEEEEE HERE. KAKQODOWOSOQKAKKWK SO BEAUTIFUL

IM CRYING ALREADY.

HOLD ON MY BABY GAL. MY HEART IS WITH U BABES ❤️❤️❤️

Woooooow. 'How to ask a girl out'. Good job people.

How-to questions each US state Googles more frequently than any other state.

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Woooooow. Thats why I don't get my friends to read them, Because they do stuff like that. I left Empire of Storms on the table at school and I went to get lunch, and when I came back, my friend yelled at me, "What the hell are you reading?!?" I think he found one of the smut scenes xD

People hating on Rhys

My freaking cousin. Said. Rhys. Was. An. Idiot. Fight me. Fight me.

Rowan likes to play doctor with Aelin. Okay then. I mean, it's not wrong

Throne of Glass name game

YES I’M JUST PROCRASTINATING WORK #sorrynotsorry have fun with these as well ;)

1) Your FIRST letter of your FIRST name.

A B C D - Aelin E F G - Rowan H I J - Chaol K L M - Dorian N O P - Manon Q R S - Lysandra T U V - Elide W X - Aedion Y Z - Maeve

2) Your LAST letter of your LAST name.

A B C D - wants to E F G H - likes to I J K L - loves to M N O P - needs to Q R S T U - refuses to V W X Y Z - hates to

3) Your SECOND letter of your FIRST name.

A B - play doctor C D - kill people E F - have sex G H - fight I J - make out K L - dance M N - go shopping O P - cry about their feelings Q R - watch their enemies suffer S T U  - get drunk V W X - flirt Y Z - be dom

4) Your SECOND letter of your LAST name.

A B - with Rowan C D - with Dorian D E - with Manon F G - with Asterin H I - with Abraxos I J - with Erawan K L - with Chaol M N - with Sam O P - with Aelin Q R - with Cairn S T - with Lorcan U V - with Lysandra W X - with Maeve Y Z - with Elide

*** Mine is “Dorian refuses to have sex with Rowan”