That Would Sound So Bad Out Of Context LMFAOOOOO

Are you trying to kill your mother? Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

❄️The less you eat❄️

= The less hungry you are

= The skinnier you become

= The prettier you will be

It's simple maths. What's stopping you?

What to do instead of eating 🦋✨

Cleaning session ✨

Clean your bathroom. Really scrub your toilet.

If you have a yard, clean it

Organize your wardrobe

Do the dishes

Take out the trash

Sweep

Take the dust off your desks, bookshelfs or whatever you have in your home

Organize the food shelf

Clean your fridge

Organize your kitchen utensils

Do laundry. Probably you been wearing the same shirt for some days.

Selfcare session ✨

Deep condish your hair. You have split ends.

Do your nails.

Fix your eyebrows.

Take a long hot shower and exfoliate.

Skincare.

SLEEP.

Fun things to do ✨

Play videogames.

Read a good book.

Study.

Message a friend, or even call.

Watch a movie. Or binge watch your favorite Netflix show.

Did I already say sleep?

Create a visionboard on Pinterest.

Set goals, not talking about weight. Set career goals, for example.

Take a fun class, learn pottery or knitting.

No I’ll fucking sob

my friend works on helluva boss and gets paid 500 a week and she’s talked to Brandon Rogers and Vivzie and I have full bragging rights (I jokingly call her my sugar momma cause she buys me stuff hehe)

WATCH HELLUVA AND HAZBIN WITH ME

-🫐

YESS I LOVE BRAGGING RIGHTS

ok random but like imagine you guys get into an argument and she just spoils the ending of helluva for you 💀

*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

I talk about my fave serial killer sm, to the point I'm scared that ppl would see it as my only personality trait. But I seriously could comment about them under any post w no hesitation

LMAO YOU SHOULD HAHA

AAAAAAA SO THIS HAPPENED A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO AND I TOTALLY FORGOT TO SHARE BUT I’M IN ED TREATMENT AND EVERYONE AT THE CENTER KNOWS I WRITE SMUT AND SOMEONE TOLD THE GUY WHO RUNS THE WRITING GROUP AND NOW I’VE BEEN INVITED TO SHARE IT AND LITERALLY ALL OF THE THERAPISTS WANNA JOIN IN WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENINGGGGGG

OKAY BUT PLEASE HEAR ME OUT

I’d smash this version of her. I would be on my knees and fucking shine her shoes. She wants me to do something? Yes mommy I mean yes mommy I mean yes mommy I mean yes Jane :b

Sooo, I think Jane is very, very tall and strong. I love the idea that most characters would be absolutely flabbergasted by her height when they first meet her, Jeff included. So imagine when she also wears heels along with that. She wouldn't be able to take him on otherwise. And is the only girl that can beat his ass and withstand most attacks:

This is a very quick comic because I had to get the idea out. I might re-render some of it at some point, but this is it for now : )

AHHHH NO PROBLEM (I’m blue btw) I HAVE MORE IF YOUD LIKE

Here’s the raccoons

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUYS :0

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU