My Biggest Bragging Right Is That I’m Moots (I Think That’s The Right Word) With @activesplooger

@cosmicdahlias @strawberryflavoredvenum

thanks for the tag sploogie! (Hehehehehehe)

I think

I think it might look a little like fundy 0-0 that was accidental!

Let’s make a cast of Villains!

All you need to do is this picrew, and tag some people.

Here’s mine. An evil AI version of me.

Tags: @godofautism @dinosaurguts @mayhem-moth and anyone else who wants to join.

I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

METALLICA (1983 - present) | METAL MANIA, January 1989.

dont feel bad ab not answering requests right away one time it took me two months to get to one lol (not a great habit but hey we got lives to get it as well!!)

thanks splooge lmao 😭 I’m just dying on here I swear ahhh and I’m have to learn a song before Christmas on my electric guitar so I’m going insane

GO FOLLOW THIS PERSON THEY ARE SO GOOD AT WRITING NOT JUST SMUT BUT ALSO THE FEW FLUFFS I LOVE THIS PERSON SM

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my least fav part ab writing smut is writing the whole liek taking clothes off part. its so boring and its hard to make it sound descriptive cause its like ugghhhhhhh just get NAKED ALRDY OH MYYY.

So *claps hand* I have a test tmr but billford is living in my head rent free

BAHAHA FUCK REAL THOUGH

y’all someone fucking put me down like old yeller i have a crush on my 30 something male therapist

LIKE HE’S SO FUCKING HOT AND FUNNY THIS IS UNFAIR

Thought I'd make this little contribution to the billford community

AHHHH NO PROBLEM (I’m blue btw) I HAVE MORE IF YOUD LIKE

Here’s the raccoons

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE GUYS :0

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU