RAHHHH LMAOOOO BABY BILL CAME FROM THE BOOK OF BILL!!! ALSO THERES SADLY NO NEW UPDATE ON GRAVITY FALLS

COSMIC !? DO YOU NEED TO TALK??? /J

(Honestly though, real.)

y’all someone fucking put me down like old yeller i have a crush on my 30 something male therapist

LIKE HE’S SO FUCKING HOT AND FUNNY THIS IS UNFAIR

cutely now gets paranoid because my throat almost always hurts (it’s from smoking I think)

this is super personal and kinda gross

cw: tonsil stones??

a couple years back i kept waking up with throat pain on one side of my throat and i was like wtf wtvr im just sick. but it was like a month into this pain so i was like imma j look this up. and a lot of results said “tonsil stones” and that u can check for them w a q-tip so i did that. omfg. so. fucking. many. it took me two days to get them all. there mustve been a hundred and i had to remove each and every one of them, large or small. it was actually so like scary doing that bc omg im sitting there for an hour gagging up tonsil stones and removing them w a q tip b4 i swallow them on accident. i would actually be so paranoid that i have them again. if i woke up (usually middle of the night idk why) and my throat was even slightly hurting id spring out of bed and check. and its weird bc i have like good oral hygiene. never had a cavity or anything like that and always brush n floss. so i j went the extra mile and did a bunch of extra stuff like gargling w salt water

and it worked i didnt get them again!!

2 years later i keep waking up w one side of my throat sore. so i grab a shit ton of q tips and check out my tonsils. not a lot, thankfully, but omg im so fucking annoyed. it actually is a nuisance on my life and it hurts.

ok thats all bye. super gross ik. i think i j have deep tonsils so they can get stuck easier. that shits like a cavern. and only on one side which is weird, but ive checked and the other side is way shallowrr than my other side that gets them

So *claps hand* I have a test tmr but billford is living in my head rent free

neverrrrr >:)

RAHHHHHH POOKIE TY ALSO AHHHHHHHHHH YOUR BLESSING US WITH THE SNEAK PEAKS

~Silly lil 🫐

stawppp

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you can starve out your weight just like you binged it in you.

When you want to make an entire character based on the scene aesthetic for your Y2K story, but the story takes place in 1999, and scene wasn't officially a thing until 2002, so you gotta rethink it.

This. This. I didn’t have the best home growing up and I used to wish that slenderman would take me away from mine and let me live in the mansion, it used to be a beautiful thought for me, who gives a fuck that it’s out of Charecter?? I used to wish I could meet masky, hoodie, Toby, jack, and for some reason wanted to flip of Jeff but also try to get along with him. It’s in my diary’s from when I was younger! So, even if it’s not realiztic, let people have this. Because it’s hard enough without others shitting on how you feel or your ideas.

Potential unpopular take but…

I don’t like it when people give others shit for like the Slendermansion stuff or making the Creepypastas and slendermythos act like a family.

Is it realistic? No. Can it be a little out of character for the creeps? Yeah. Is it hurting anyone other than maybe being mildly annoying? No.

It’s not a bad thing to want to pretend that these fake serial killers and monsters and whatnot are living together and having the best found family moments when they aren’t out killing people. Some of us needed to believe in that when we were younger, and some people need that now.

Besides, everyone is deserving of normalcy, God knows Tim/Masky craves it, so why not write them not being murderers and suffering through life

When I was little, like nine or something, I wasn’t in an abusive household but I was being bullied at school, and when I cried myself to sleep, I cried hoping that Slenderman or Toby or someone would come take me away to the Slendermansion and I’d be away from it all.

Should little kids be reading Creepypasta stuff? No, but we did and they’re able to find it. So why not let it be something that makes them feel safe, even for a moment, even though it isn’t real.

Who cares if it’s “not what they’d do”? It’s what I, and a lot of other people, needed them to do. So who cares

Lucky

i still don't get why we have to be nice to travis

his dad is a piece of shit