I FUCKING HATE TINFOIL

The metal plate can't protect you from your past, Ford.

Big thanks to @they-thespian666 & @megamikminiaab for the inspo! :) Had lots of fun making this

No bc I can fix him

I hate myself

I needed to hear this but I also didn’t 😭 <3

One persons body horror is another persons body horny.

GO FOLLOW THIS PERSON THEY ARE SO GOOD AT WRITING NOT JUST SMUT BUT ALSO THE FEW FLUFFS I LOVE THIS PERSON SM

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my least fav part ab writing smut is writing the whole liek taking clothes off part. its so boring and its hard to make it sound descriptive cause its like ugghhhhhhh just get NAKED ALRDY OH MYYY.

i’d let both of these men throw me around like i’m a ball, back and forth like a game of catch

date her mom

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

@activesplooger

f4f (fag4fag)

Also damn y’all REALLY liked him huh