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from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

im dying over this thread of algorithmically-generated/otherwise low-effort Kindle covers

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

*drives up to your house in a clown car and uses a fold-out lightsaber to ring the doorbell without leaving the confines of my vehicular prison*

Get in loser we’re going to therapy

let me take you out for dinner so i can fuck you xoxo

if i had a nickel for every time someone propositioned me via askbox i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

once again handing this one over to the audience:

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Holy. Shit. What are we to do now?!?

NOOOOO!

reblog this nijika

sound on its like half of the joke