Let Me Take You Out For Dinner So I Can Fuck You Xoxo
let me take you out for dinner so i can fuck you xoxo
if i had a nickel for every time someone propositioned me via askbox i would have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
once again handing this one over to the audience:
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wait people sleep with their doors closed????
watched the dora live action movie with friends yesterday and i think they might be permanently traumatized. which is, in my opinion, the ideal result of spending time with me
that was intentional gog damnit
well would you guess who’s an honest-to-god prophet now! it’s me! it’s that or i’m getting stupid good at manifestation, OR it’s some coincidence that i dreamt about it and then it happened. farewell data science waiting list!!! you have served me well.
Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.
Redditors competing to make the worst volume sliders possible...
look. i understand if you don't want to do this damn project. neither do i dumbass. but i hope you know that every hour i don't get to spend gaming because of your incompetence is another hour off your lifespan and a solid 10% off your final grade.
Random question but what do you guys think a black moon python rhinoceros looks like
