Las Leyes De La Física Son Inquebrantables.

The lord giveth and the lord taketh it back now y’all. Two hops this time.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!

BREAKING NEWS: college student forced to take notes on paper for one of six courses this term, 16 dead, 40 injured

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

If you’d like you can also say in the tags if you’re neurodivergent or not

reblog ifyou love her and she makes you smile the coelacanth

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

The inherent tragicomedy of naming a character Dom de Sadism and then having her be the only one in her family that is neither a dom nor a sadist

So the apocalypse happened when D also known as Min-1 was eight, right? Does he know how to do multiplication? Cuz I’m pretty sure the apocalypse would put the brakes on your schooling.