The Inherent Tragicomedy Of Naming A Character Dom De Sadism And Then Having Her Be The Only One In Her

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"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

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it's at a 50/50???????

Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

if i say yes, does that qualify as kindness

i am not sorry.

do you ever decide to choose kindness

*drives up to your house in a clown car and uses a fold-out lightsaber to ring the doorbell without leaving the confines of my vehicular prison*

Get in loser we’re going to therapy

cars are the sun's mighty warriors sent to destroy me. get the fuck out of my eyes

I require you, not in an ID sense, CARNALLY

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