Yue Qingyuan :( 

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

hey. don't cry. 99 bottles of beer on the wall. okay?

if i told you what rhis sounded ljke i dont think youd believe me so just listen

Losing it over this video because it understands the spirit of SVSSS.

need to make an escape plan. idk who to reach out to of where to start. but it is imperative. let me know if u live near the CA bay area and have some kinda way to help a disabled trans woman who is being abused. i wont talk about this much more bc it sucks. but i need help. sorry.

Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me

Las leyes de la física son inquebrantables.

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