Hi Mr. Wonka. If I In Any Way Made You Or Your Oompa Loompas Uncomfortable At The Last Barbeque, I Sincerely

How do you know all the Oompa Loompas names if they all look alike?

Families that have twin children would know which kid is which, right? Same concept. They may look identical but they each have very unique personalities.

I'm sorry I didn't know I was just taught that when a white man bring people over from a foreign country to his to work it's slavery 😐

You haven't a clue how slavery works, dear. First of all, you have to be a slave to be a slave and slaves they are not. They are happy, healthy, paid and dearly loved Oompa Loompas. Understood? 'Kay? 'Kay. Moving along.

Ok so first of all hi @thewillywonka , I love your blog! lol

"Don't you know? The Wonka Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight is the best chocolate bar ever made!"

Yes. I did it. I tapped into my inner Wonka and recreated the Whipple Scrumptious Fudgemallow Delight. And a solid milk chocolate bar. I gave this my all. I even successfully tempered my chocolate! The milk chocolate bar definitely came out more, well, but it is all about trial and error. The bar is very rich, but very good. It could use something crispy, like graham crackers or shortbread biscuits, but overall I am happy with the results! The bar filling is just marshmallow fluff and chocolate fudge. I went simple for that. What do you thin

Oh my goodness, my dear girl! By golly, you've done it! Of course it'll never be as chocolate-y, rich and delicious as a Wonka bar, but this is a close copycat recipe! For the center, graham crackers or crisps would've definitely been a good call! Should you try any more recreations of my chocolate, please do tag me! Great job! I applaud you, I really do.

👏👏👏 Excellent work! Bravo!

You should ask @sungchano, it's her art. She just made it for me. But I don't mind if she doesn't. ☺️

It's shitty but I made this for you hope you like it 💕💕😘💕

Really? For me?! Goodness, how long did this take you? It isn't bad at all, you're very talented and it's gorgeous! It's very sweet of you.

Thank you! ☺️

I have this theory that you're bipolar. Mainly cause when you go from being cheery to angry and petty quick. Every time the kids say something annoying you snap at them. When Augustus fell in your chocolate river you looked mad and like you didn't give a fuck then when the sucky thing sucked him up you had a smirk on your face and didn't do anything cause you wanted to see what would happen. You could've easily told your oompa loompas to get him out. You seemed like you really tried to warn all the kids except Augustus. Is it because he's fat? At the beginning of the tour you sarcastically body shamed him. You lowkey got a dark side lol

I don't understand anything you're saying. Each child was a complete brat and their parents were equally irresponsible for contributing to their kid's downfall, a lack of discipline, parenting and all that stuff.

Example, Augustus and his mother are the same size, if you get what I'm saying. If she had told him to put down a cookie or two years ago then maybe he wouldn't have been so tempted and greedy at the factory. And I was the true victim here, I had to drain my poor chocolate river and replace all the contaminated chocolate. That cost me a lot of money. So I don't want to hear about how I'm such a terrible person for supposedly taking a little pleasure in their pain.

Cocoa here!

So... Have you ever been outside while it was raining and just stood in the rain?

Ah...no. Rain makes you sticky and sick, why would you stand in it intentionally?

We might need to discuss a few of your life choices, Cocoa Bean.

Why's that?

You can call me anything you want to, by the way. I don't really label myself regarding pronouns and stuff.

Even if you referred to me as "it" like I was some piece of furniture.

Oh, I could never refer to a human as an "it". That would feel very disrespectful. Unless, of course, they're not human. However, pronouns and gender identities nowadays can be very confusing for me, there are many and I grew up in a much simpler time.

So in that case, I'll just stick to simplifying the conundrum by referring to you as anonymous, if that's alright with you of course. ☺️

I DID NOT!

Ok, maybe I did. Aheh...

The shade you be throwing at Alice, Mike, and Augustus on here and the way you be responding to your dad in the comments be KILLING MEEEE LMFAO YALL FUNNY AF 😭😭😭😭

And when mad hatter was yelling at you and Edward through your asks and you were like "oh..." I died. And Some girl said you get her wet and your dad said he hope they ain't a minor, please come get your dad. It's the chaos for me 💀💀💀

You know what they say, if you don't like my shade then step out of my shadow. That Alice is something, though. A drunk. Hmph.

As for my dad, unfortunately there isn't much I can do to deter his behavior.

Hallo! Augustus here! It vas my birzday four days ago. ;) *shows off a book he got titled "Garfield Livin' the Sweet Life"*

Hey! Happy belated birthday, dear boy! How's that funky chocolate situation going? Did you ever shower? Please tell me you didn't eat the chocolate off yourself...

I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time 😂

I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.