How Do You Know All The Oompa Loompas Names If They All Look Alike?

I'm cold. That's it. That's what I've been feeling all day.

Aww, maybe you should drink a cup of hot chocolate. That always warms me up!

You both are absolutely disgusting.

Hey, it turns out zere's vone dog I'm not afraid of. Rolly, from 101 Dalmatians. I can relate to him. - Augustus

You can relate to a dog?

No, I strongly dislike that book and its use of the n-word. Although I believe and hope its aim is to teach important lessons about racism, it's a dull read.

You said you would read a book for us but the original asker never said what book they wanted you to read.. so can you like leave some voice clips on my ask, it can even be quotes?

I would post more to further entrain you but I'm afraid there is a one video limit. Maybe I'll read a book in the near future, someone requested If You Give A Mouse A Cookie, haha! We'll see.

*pokes you*

You man look like you're afraid of spiders.

Oh no. Let's not touch Mr. Wonka, heh.. I spent two hours putting together today's look.

And yes, I hate spiders with a passion, how'd you know?

When Mike ran across your television room and knocked your oompa loompas over you should've took your cane across his forehead and knocked his ass out. Deadass

As hilarious as that sounds I think mumbler learned a bigger lesson after hopping into the machine, a probably permanent one he won't forget.

But why not just follow us? I want to be followed dammit -pouts- >:3

Because if I follow you now then I run the risk of not liking you later, for whatever reason. And if I decide that I don't care for you later then I'll have to unfollow you. The much easier fix is to just not follow at all.

And don't worry, it's not just you or anything I have against you. I just don't follow anyone back cause people aren't my thing.

I'm weak because it's like I read your reblogs or answers and you're mean but you're nice at the same time 😂

I'm not mean, and if I am mean to anyone then it's probably because they said something to me first to deserve the mean response or reaction they received. Simple. Hmph.

Your 42 I thought you was like 31 or 35 cuz 35-20 and all but you look young af what's your skin care routine? 😂😂

No, going by your assessment I would've been only 15 years old at the time I opened my first store on Cherry Street, dear. I hadn't even graduated school. I opened my store in my early twenties. The factory was built by the time I was 27. Fifteen years later, I'm 42. Easy math. Anyone could do it.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

Dad, please. Not now.

Caramel they say? Is it true?

I've heard I smell like everything from caramel to peanuts and sugar. Who knows? It changes every time, depending on the person.