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Daddy wonka

Sticky and sick but happy. It makes me happy.

And yes we have to talk about that. Definitely. You'd be horrified by how I live.

I hope you're not standing in any rain as of now.

And most definitely, I'm a little concerned and confused about your behavior.

When veruca got attacked by the squirrels were you pretending to look for the key or could you really not find it lol? 🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️🐿️

Contrary to popular belief, I seriously couldn't remember which key it was. But I warned her about those squirrels. They can be vicious little suckers and she was a bad nut! A very bad nut...yeah.

I'm sorry for our little fight earlier. This new herbal tea I'm drinking has me acting strange. Emphasis on herbal. I think Alice spiked it

All is forgiven. And since we're apologizing, I'm sorry for telling Edward that you're a no good gap tooth tea-drinking scallywag. Heh.

I'm not sorry for my comments about Alice, though. I stand by them, and now you see what I mean for yourself. She's clearly got you tripping off the herbs. What is it this time? Opium Poppy? Tsk tsk.

I love you Willy! 😚❤️❤️❤️

Oh, thank you! Nice gif.

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Anyone ever told you you look like a young johnny depp?

Never heard of him.

Theres two things I absolutely adore whenever you're speaking:

1.: How soft and gentle you speak. Yeah, that's a thing.

2.: Your little 'kay. It's just the cutest.

Thank you! I find that speaking in a gentle voice helps my Oompa Loompas to work better as some of them can be easily startled by abrupt, loud noises. Plus there's just no need to be loud and obnoxious. It doesn't build a healthy working relationship.

I've also been told by Charlie's Grandma, Georgina, that my voice calms her, so I guess that really is a thing! Who would've thought? I think she may have a little crush, but that's a story for another time. Ha!

I need to have a word with you and Edward privately please. 😁 IMMEDIATELY 😠

Oh...

Yeah sure, one moment, Tarrant.

I didn't. But obviously he couldn't have gone far, his house wasn't too far from my factory. It took maybe 40 minutes to find him.

Hey I noticed that you changed your clothes a lot on the golden ticket tour day. First you had the black coat outside then you took that off and had the burgundy jacket but after the contest you had on gold and black pajamas and slippers then when you was getting your shoes shined you had the black jacket with another black coat under it and then you changed back to the burgundy jacket when you had dinner with the buckets. Why did you change so much and how did your clothes magically switch at the end?

Well, I changed back into my lounging pajamas because the tour was over. And I wanted to be comfortable for my therapy session. I threw on a quick change of clothes once again to find Charlie and talk to him. I specifically changed my clothes so that he wouldn't recognize me or the big 'W' on my shoes. That's how I ended up in all black. So basically your question is how in the world did I end up wearing the burgundy coat again, right?

When we arrived back at the factory after visiting my dad, we were brainstorming new candy flavors and ideas. I leave most of my coats and shoes at the front corridor when I'm in a hurry (if the Oompa Loompas haven't taken them away) and I happened to change back into the attire from earlier right before going to the Buckets' house for dinner with Charlie. That's all. Just a quick change of wardrobe.