I have found my newest hyperfixation, kronos clockwork, my beloved.
Zeus, slamming the metaphorical door into the Underworld open: HADES YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Hades: Hello, Zeus.
Zeus: DON'T YOU "Hello, Zeus." ME YOU FUCK. WHAT HAPPENED TO KEEPING OUR FATHER CONTAINED!?
Hades: [Checks]
Hades: He's still there-
Zeus: NO THE FUCK HE AIN'T! HE ADOPTED SOME KID A BLINK AGO HOW CAN HE DO THAT IF HE'S CONTAINED!?
Hades: [Double checks]
Hades: Oh, huh. Never noticed his spirit wasn't there.
Zeus: YOU HAD ONE JOB HADES! ONE! JOB!
Hades: A job which covers an- get your finger out my face you absolute child.
Hades: Why're you even upset anyway? He hasn't come back to usurp you or anything.
Zeus: He didn't eat his new kid.
Hades:
Hades: Hm.
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Danny: You know, I have an inexplicable sense of danger right about now.
Billy: Scale of 1-10?
Danny: Solid 100.
Billy:
Billy: Sh-Should I be concerned...?
Danny: Naaaaah. I'll be fine.
A beat.
Danny: Probably.
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
In the club
I got frogged 😔
Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting
What in the name of all that's good did I just read?
Explain yourself.
and that kids, is how shark merfolk were made!
Perfectly timed wedding photo
UPDATE:
I put this in my reblogs but I’m going to attack this to the main post.
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Made by the amazing @the-gay-prometheus (genuinely thank you for saying this)
this. this right here. i feel this. I need people to call me a floofy bean while giving me headpats. I need people to mention how sharp my claws are. I need people to say how my feathers are looking well preened. I need people to trust me to gently coil around them and not strangle them.
HEY THERIANS!!!
Reblog if you wouldn’t mind compliments based around your theriotype(s)! :D
gonna see how far this goes without any tags.
real
hehe
Feeling kind of silly now…
mb chat they were annoying.
Alr which one of y'all was it?