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"Three tragedies in 24 hours. A trinity, if you will. Trinities are holy. Good things come in threes. Third time's the charm. But nothing good comes out of Gotham, does it? If this is a sermon, then let me say what Gotham needs is an exorcism. Who's up to the task? I dabble in numerology, as it happens. The thing about devils is that they disguise themselves before our very eyes. The road to Hell and all those Good Intentions. Batman, Batman, why hast thou forsaken me? You never answered my question. Riddle Me This........ When is a murderer not a murderer? The bodies are piling up, Batman."
"Riddle me this, Gotham, since you've tuned in once again to my little show. Who can still be surprised at something as tragic as a bombing in Gotham? A tourist. Truly, my Gothamites, does a day pass without tragedy? Does anyone truly know what lies in the heart of the person next to you? Doesn't take the world's greatest detective to figure that one out. And speaking of........ Riddle Me This, Batman. What is the call that can only be heard after the fat lady sings?"
"Give up? Yes.......... it seems many of you have. But don't worry. With the dawn comes clarity. The light catches us all. For nothing is hidden, that shall not be manifest, nor anything secret, that shall not be known and come to light. My dear denizens, my stalwart citizens, my weary friends, fear not. We're just getting started."
"Ah yes, another morning in a beautiful little town called Gotham City. You're all tuning into my little pirate radio, trying to get the good word on a bad situation. They want to shut us down and shut us out but we're just too much to resist. So I creep through your airwaves, right up to your front door. Who am I? Well no need for mystery there. It's your faithful host, your neighbor, The Riddler here. Asking questions to answer YOUR questions. That's the thing, isn't it? The thing you know is creeping over the horizon. Do you have questions, Gotham? I think you do. The answer's always there, if you look for it. Riddle Me This, Gotham City listeners. When is a criminal not a criminal?"
"Gotham, are you out there? If you're just tuning in, allow me to introduce myself.......... This is RIDDLER RADIO, and I have a question for you, Gotham. When is a killer not a killer?"
Anime’s Best Joker Counterparts
Cioccolata - Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden WInd
Yuuki Terumi - BlazBlue
Grell Sutcliff - Black Butler
Joker - Fire Force
Donquixote Doflamingo - One Peice
Shogo Makishima - Psycho-Pass
Hisoka Morow - Hunter X Hunter
"My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. You're the only one! You're the only one who will know my identity. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Basically, Shigechi, you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my sleep, therefore my enemy. I'm going to eliminate you now before you have a chance to speak, so I can sleep soundly again tonight."
I don’t know why, but seeing The Joker just chilling on a sofa in shades, a faded purple suit, and magenta shirt is oddly satisfying.
The Joker: MY BISEXUAL KING
Who here saw the CW Gotham Knights trailer and felt their inner Batman fan die a little? Harvey Dent, Stephanie Brown, and Harper Row deserve so much better.
Veronica Sinclair/Roulette: The Ruler Of The House
Jonathan Crane/Scarecrow: The Master Of Fear
James Gordon Jr, Mad Hatter, Scarecrow, The Joker, Roulette, Hugo Strange
Trickster, Prankster, Toyman, Riddler, Lex Luthor, Two-Face, Clock King
Cheetah (a.k.a) Barbara Ann Minerva
The Valeska Brothers: Two Halves of One Joker Jerome is the maniacal and murderous maniac. Jeremiah is the flamboyant and stylish criminal mastermind.
Jeremiah Torchwick & Eccopiltan
"Evil? Come on, how reductive. I suppose me evil means you good. Bullshit! I mean, it's true that I've never given a second thought to anyone that I've let die, but I take no pleasure in it...like a truly evil man would. I'm merely...removing nuisances. Public service, really. But you...I believe for the first time, I will rather enjoy watching you die."
- Kilgrave
"It can be cruel, poetic, or blind. But when it's denied, it's your violence you will find." - The Riddler
My redesign of The Batman (2004) Riddler.
I Love/Hate the “Marilyn Manson” design Riddler had in the show. I love it because it's so outrageous, but I hate it because it's simply a terrible Riddler design. I decided to keep the face and hair but change the outfit to look like something a computer hacker would wear, since the show's interpretation of Riddler was basically a cyber-terrorist.
"I am a 5 letter word and a fruit. Take away my 1st letter, I am a crime. Take away my 1st and 2nd letter, I am an animal. Take away my 1st and 5th letter, I am a form of music. What am I?"
"A man rode into town on Tuesday and then left 2 days later on Tuesday. How is this possible?"
"There is a four digit number in which the first digit is one fourth of the last digit, the second digit is 6 times the first digit, and the third digit is the second digit plus 3. What is it?"
"When may a man's coat pocket be empty and yet have something in it?"
"I have a scroll but no quills, a neck and ribs but no legs, a saddle but no horse, and a bridge but no water. What am I?"
"Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"
"The more of me you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?"
"Mark was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?"