I Would Just Like To Say That I Don't Really Consider Myself To Be A Goth Girl Or Anything And Never

still getting used to it

Toxic Radioapple fic idea

We all know how Lucifer feels about sinners and I don't think it's played with enough in radioapple fics so I was thinking...

Lucifer and Alastor are officially together everyone knows about them but Lucifer still hasn't gotten over his prejudice. He kind of puts Alastor on a pedestal, saying that he's better than other sinners, but still treating him like he is very much below him.

The other sinners in the hotel notice this and they even try to talk to Alastor about it because Lucifer barely even acknowledges them but Alastor doesn't listen.

Alastor isn't stupid he knows how Lucifer feels about sinners but he says he doesn't think of Alastor like that so isn't that a good thing?

Alastor slowly starts to spiral. He doesn't even realize that he starts to change to fit Lucifer's image of what he should be and when he finally does he blows up.

Alastor asks Lucifer why he even loves him in the first place. Lucifer can't answer.

Little redraw of these two lovely idiots from @notherpuppet ‘s comic 🍎📻❤️

It would be killer to see Adam and Lucifer singing a version of “Nothing Left To Lose” from the Tangled TV series.

Jeremy Jordan already sang the song as Varian, seeing him as Lucifer trying to convince Adam to not turn evil because he’d already been down that path and nearly lost himself, fuck me, that would be bitching.

Seriously, if someone has something like that… mama would appreciate. In return my skills are … writing? I mean, I like my writing but I write what I like so it’s a bit of circular reasoning there. Anyways, it’s what I got if someone had the item I seek and wishes to trades

Harry, to Ginny: You know, not that I'm not grateful for you to be my surrogate, but...Please, could you keep this kid away from me until they've said their first word? Ginny: Why? Harry: Remus told me that my mom couldn't stop swearing, even infront of me. Which made my first word be "Fuck". Ginny: Ginny: Yeah, I think it's better if we keep this kid away from you until they've said their first word.

fully inspired by this post from @sssapplebottomjeans :3

GRAVITY FALLS MY NEVER DEAD HIPERFIXATION AND VARIAN COMBINED? im dead

Neville: Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Ron: Y-You were putting it in cold water? Ginny: Neville. Answer the question Neville. Neville: Yeah? I thought for like 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, didn’t realize there was an actual reason. You think I have the patience to boil water? Ginny: You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes? Ron: Why are you, putting it in the microwave to boil it?! Ginny: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Ron: It 👏🏻 TAKES👏🏻 LESS THAN A 👏🏻 MINUTE Ginny: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?? Ron: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Ginny: Like seven minutes Ron: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes… less than that is you use a saucepan… Ginny: [crying] You’re putting the whole mug on the stove?? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted Hermione: Every single person here is a fucking lunatic. Harry: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?