Look Man, It Was Too Perfect Not To Do, I Was Obligated To Make This-

Regulus: I need another word for water

James: no bones ice

Sirius: ocean sauce

Remus: earth juice

Regulus:

Regulus: I understand the Jamie and dipshit (Sirius) doing it but Remus you're supposed to be the smart one

Harry, to Ginny: You know, not that I'm not grateful for you to be my surrogate, but...Please, could you keep this kid away from me until they've said their first word? Ginny: Why? Harry: Remus told me that my mom couldn't stop swearing, even infront of me. Which made my first word be "Fuck". Ginny: Ginny: Yeah, I think it's better if we keep this kid away from you until they've said their first word.

For chapter 34 in « Of Saints and Sinners » by @morningstarwrites! What a fantastic read!

he's out of character TO YOU. i know him though.

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Headcanon that Harry hates touch because before Hogwarts and Ron and Hermione, touch had only ever meant pain, but is touch starved for the same reason.

Gay Panic?

First year:

James, casually: So my uncle has a husband.

Sirius, shocked: You can do that?

James: Yeah, I reckon so.

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Second year:

Sirius: So I have a gay uncle too.

James, not really bothered: Weird, mate. Guess a lot of people are gay.

Sirius, a bit contemplative: Hahaha. Weird.

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Third year:

Sirius, nervously: Do you ever want to kiss people?

James: Girls, right? You mean girls?

Sirius, even more nervously: Erm, yeah. Girls.

James: Yeah, I like Evans. She’s like…bossy-hot.

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Fourth year:

Remus: So…I'm gay.

Sirius, having a gay crisis: Ohhhh! Erm, we support you!

James, also panicking, thinking of gay Regulus: Yes. We're allies!

Sirius, still internally panicking: Such allies.

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Fifth year:

Sirius, freaking out again: So, you know how we're like…allies?

James, paranoid, worried Sirius saw him staring at Reggie: Yeah?

Sirius: Allies can have like…gay dreams, right? And still be straight?

James, relieved: Oh. Oh, yeah! Absolutely. I do, too! And I'm a thousand percent straight.

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Sixth year:

Sirius, really having a crisis after Remus returned to school six inches taller: It's totally normal as a straight person to have a crush on another bloke, right?

James, still fully in denial even though he's been stalking Reg on the Map: Erm, yeah. Definitely. We're both straight.

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Seventh year:

Sirius, having just kissed Remus: So actually Im definitely gay and I'm dating Moony and that crush and those dreams were all very gay.

James: Well FUCK what am I, then?