"Hamsters Don't Live That Long, It's Not Worth It" The Average Hamster Lives For Two Years, Which Is

"Hamsters don't live that long, it's not worth it" The average hamster lives for two years, which is 24 months, which is 730 days, which is 17520 hours, which is 1051200 minutes. Why must we as humans diminish the effect of time

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8 months ago

final bit of Glass Houses promo before the release tomorrow :)

CHECK OUT MY AO3 AT SONNET_ICARUS FOR THIS FANFIC, COMING OUT SEPTEMBER 17, 2024!

Final Bit Of Glass Houses Promo Before The Release Tomorrow :)

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3 months ago
How It Feels Trying To Explain Why I Will Never Be Over This Total Clusterfuck Mess Of A Minecraft Roleplay

how it feels trying to explain why i will never be over this total clusterfuck mess of a minecraft roleplay smh

4 months ago

for some reason your blog showed up in my "your tags" tab. and i was like, wait, does ranboo have a tumblr??? THE ranboo?? since when??? i have last seen your content in early 2022 and i'm now super curious what happened since then. if you could describe what your channel is about now in one sentence, what would you say?

It’s about ranboolive.


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7 months ago
Why Was Seawatt Kind Of Sassy

why was seawatt kind of sassy

8 months ago

august.

august.

oh, avidulous month!

laughter abating

to make room for abashedness

and the everarching

abnormalization

of what we are permitted

to accomplish

oh august!

i ask only this

of you:

let your month not be appaling

but appeal to the addictive sense

of apathy

and leave the abrasiveness

to the approaching months


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7 months ago

ALL FANFIC UPDATES WILL BE DELAYED I AM VERY SORRY BUT I AM CURRENTLY ESCAPING A HURRICANE


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6 months ago

if you're on my fyp you're getting booped. I dont make the rules


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5 months ago
archiveofourown.org
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Anyone up for reading a c!quackity assassin fic? Chapter 2 out now :3


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8 months ago

reincarnation

i love life to the point where it hurts

to the point where i must give it up

because i do not deserve

to be gifted such a thing

because i have failed

and if reincarnation is real

i hope to hand this chance at life

off to someone

more deserving than me


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theseus is chatting

hello i'm theseus and i say random stuff and write poetry and ramble a lot

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