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theseuschats

5 months ago

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

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theseuschats

5 months ago

what? Did you guys think I wouldn’t get you a Christmas present?

Fools.

I present: my parkour civilization holiday headcanons. Everyone cheer 🗣️

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it snows in December but the snow doesn’t reach the noob level so obviously this is the first time Evbo’s ever seen snow. After Seawatt tells him it’s similar to ice he tries parkouring on it. It does not work

EMF loves winter . It’s his favorite season

Seawatt complains on and on about Christmas because they never celebrated it on the Fighter level (he gets Evbo and EMF presents anyways)

in honor of the holidays the evbo-themed houses are temporarily changed to green and red

EMF loves Christmas carols. Seawatt is a hater.

Evbo convinces both Seawatt and EMF to wear ugly Christmas sweaters - Seawatt once again complains non-stop but secretly doesn’t mind (well, he doesn’t mind doing it for Evbo. The sweater is hideous and he will say it loudly to everyone who will listen.)

merry Christmas tumblr it is a joyous day 🎄🎉🕺

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theseuschats

8 months ago

a photo of moonzy and ranboo’s hands. ranboo’s two hands and moonzy’s one hand are put together, forming the shape of a penis. text on the photo reads: “that one goes out to the person we met at the bug zoo who told us to visit the pink pony club for them 🥲 ❤️”

the same photo as the previous description, with moonzy’s instagram story overlay and a time stamp from 4 hours ago.

ranboo is in these insta stories from moonzy!

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theseuschats

4 months ago

my entire fyp has become, for some reason, poetry by men writing about women .

Which i appreciate. Because i love poetry .

but i am gay and i do not know where it came from.

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theseuschats

5 months ago

Oh and btw chapter 4 is ALSO out now!!!!!

CHAPTER THREE OUT NOW

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i am no bird, and no net ensnares me - Chapter 1 - sonnet_icarus - Dream SMP [Archive of Our Own]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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theseuschats

9 months ago

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theseuschats

7 months ago

why was seawatt kind of sassy

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theseuschats

6 months ago

You Guys Really Liked The Last One So Here's More.

You guys really liked the last one so here's more.

set in the same AU, i guess?? Do yall want there to be a storyline here? Idkkkk

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writeblr writers on tumblr writing original poem prose i don’t even know original writing parkour civilization seawatt pkciv evbo parkciv spoken word spoken poetry pkciv fanart art writing parkour civilization fanfiction sort of a poem if it classifies As one

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theseuschats

4 months ago