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wow everything in the US really is bigger

Puki why am I scared of the typical US school bus

Because they're fucking HUGE! just as an example, this is how big they are compared to a typical Blue Whale

go smell the moon too, and touch the moon, and hear the moon, go move the moon, go balance the moon, go interocept the moon, go electrostatically feel the moon, go be pained by the moon

EAT THE MOON

Eat the MOON dude

eat the MOON

I don't gotta explain anything

The objective could not be more clear

get up and

eat the moon

go go GO GO GO

You've always wanted to eat the moon

gO GO GO GO GO GO

odd, mine was grayish black, or maybe thats just the endless burning fire from the basement.

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

what about the power to im bald, whats with that one

was your teacher the chainsmoker pressure

I don’t remember much from middle school. Mainly just the Green haze.

damn this has more rebogs than likes

yes, but whats a neber mill, does it grind netherrack

a world without trans people has never existed and never will

prints

tw: abuse. this one tweet was so fucking bad i had to put it in a place i can acctually show people

(response on a video of a mother hiting her child who was sillying around with the kickback of a cake spade being pulled back) this is a hallmark case of abuse. he isnt stopping the tantrums, hes learning the kids that they cant speak up against anything [by hurting them when they act sad], this is such a fucking toxic way to learn your kids not to do something. dont be surprised when they never tell you about anything, dont be surprised when your kids ends up sneaking out to be in clubs (and other pearl clutching places) because they cant properly communicate to you that they are stressed.

i know it seems like a lot over "just a glass of water", but to a child it will feel like anything they do will end in them getting punished, and that they are hated by their parents, and the parents would rather never talking to them

(tweet: https://x.com/4Mischief/status/1909599611389346179 sorry if the link doesnt work)

this one is to this guy: i hope every single time you try to talk about anything stressfull to anyone, you too will get water thrown at you, and be deemed as if you are having a tantrum.

reminds me of the zooliminoligy analog 'horror', you should check that out!

My train was late. AGAIN.

also think about the medicinal technology we had 70 years ago, in 1950 the life expectency was 69.15~ (66,5 male and 71,8 female, US) and now its 77,43!, you might just live to 85+!

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

transphobia arguement flow chart.

fell free to use this

"the gays are punishing wrong speech!" also them:

btw evilwizard, before you die from spear i have to tell you this, i always thought your pfp was of a black cat with a very tiny wizad hat

they make billions on deducting money they added, so when they deny the claim theyre acctually adding on money, it isnt "not giving a service" theyre just adding money [because it wouldnt exist otherwise]

IMO, if you were to not give something that you promised to give someone that is making someone live (medicine, machinery, service, etc) then that is murder, theft, and breach of contract.

you may ask "how is that punishable by death, no one deserves death" [yes its true that nothing* should be punishable by death] *BUT THATS DIFFERENT WHEN YOUVE KILLED, BANKRUPTED, AND DISOBEYED THE LAW FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

"he had a family" SO DID THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, + he left billimillions of dollars to his children, but when one of "tHe PoOrS" die from not being able to pay off thousand of dollars of debt, then they leave the children the thousands of dollars of debt.

thompsons kids where left at square one [not zero, one] but the normal people would be left at not even -1, but -2 from both the grief and the monetary burden of the debt

stop supporting murderers, thompson was a murderer

having a government is sociolistic

sociolism is taking in *some* money from people to get spent on stuff like infrastructure. this is done so advancement in general living is done, and not just elite living.

sociolism is a balance between 100% communism (having one entity that makes sure everyone is completely the same level) and 100% capitalism (having no controling entity, and its just about whos best).

but some people think capitalism is what sociolism is (due to complete capitalism never existing*, but complete communism has existed),and that makes sociolism look like its inbetween percieved capitalism and communism

this logical fallacy (wich ive never seen anyone point out) makes it look like sociolism is in the communism field

[graphic not 100% accurate, cuz shaky hand on mouse]

tl;dr full capitalism has never existed, so what people see as capitalism is acctually sociolistic, and what people see as sociolism is in reality falls under communism, since most of the commonly known spectrum of economic types is now communism, even though with the full field its closer to capitalism.

you know when youre playing some game, and your friend has set up this hyper convuluted plan to get you, and then somebody in the convuluted plan just steps out of it, and your friend just gets super mad his plan didnt work

thats why trump got this mad when greenland didnt join.

why it baby tiny :( it not dwarf deer, it too tall, how it big and not big same time :(

holy moly

thank you fish

hey you. you have a very beautiful mind. please make some art

if you want to get down, take the staircase, dont jump out of the window

take a step at a time, and dont try to suddenly force yourself into 'normallity'.

go fourth my army,

and capture this ' @i-am-a-fish ' fellow

**the sounds of thousands of seals galumping**

btw texans,

the only knowledge of texas outside of the US is largely from young sheldon, so most europeans think of texas is that its this weird ultra christian place where natural disasters happen every 3 seconds

*sits next to girl with a ukulele*

girl: uhh youre gonna sing wonderwall right

me: no *somehow plays the weezer riff perfectly on the ukulele*