"i Like The Outro Of "piss On Carpet", Like It Looks Like "piss On Carpet" Said It"

"i like the outro of "piss on carpet", like it looks like "piss on carpet" said it"

-piss on carpet

Lions Are Very Mean And Like Jellyfish

lions are very mean and like jellyfish

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1 month ago

im convinced terfs lost those "put it in the right hole" puzzles as a baby. "oh lets put the non-dangerous woman in the mens bathroom and the non-dangerous man and the womens bathroom, because that wont cause confusion and distress among everyone, and certainly not the cis women seeing a full on man in the female bathroom, because they have xray vision and can see that they also have a pussy"

the last part is especially important, because people will only ever see a trans person as trans if they knew them before transitioning, and the last part is really true in the bathroom scenario because a man in the bathroom will look much more scary than just another woman in the bathroom. "even if trans people dont rape then at least were not making people scared from seeing a man in the womens bathroom" my ass

2 months ago

they make billions on deducting money they added, so when they deny the claim theyre acctually adding on money, it isnt "not giving a service" theyre just adding money [because it wouldnt exist otherwise]

IMO, if you were to not give something that you promised to give someone that is making someone live (medicine, machinery, service, etc) then that is murder, theft, and breach of contract.

you may ask "how is that punishable by death, no one deserves death" [yes its true that nothing* should be punishable by death] *BUT THATS DIFFERENT WHEN YOUVE KILLED, BANKRUPTED, AND DISOBEYED THE LAW FOR THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE.

"he had a family" SO DID THE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, + he left billimillions of dollars to his children, but when one of "tHe PoOrS" die from not being able to pay off thousand of dollars of debt, then they leave the children the thousands of dollars of debt.

thompsons kids where left at square one [not zero, one] but the normal people would be left at not even -1, but -2 from both the grief and the monetary burden of the debt

stop supporting murderers, thompson was a murderer

thesealking - the seal king
2 months ago

"the gays are punishing wrong speech!" also them:

thesealking - the seal king
1 month ago

i think the only way to show terf's irony is via greentext

>"men are going to be in womens toilets!"

>forces ftm trans people into female toilets

>"men in womens sports!"

>ignores studies that mtf trans people have no bonus in female only sports

>"im doing it for the kids!"

>kicks out trans children from sports they like (its not even college football or anything, its like 11 year olds getting kicked out from a school club they participate in)

>"im doing it for womens rights!"

>petitions for cops to legally strip search random people on suspicions they are trans

>"LGB rights!"

>inforces anti-freedom-of-expression ideas

1 month ago

quick comment on the "spoke to animals like they were listening" thing, animals do understand tone, and that tone does include calmness and "speaking to someone you enjoy" tone, so claiming someone is stupid because the animal was unaware of the love someone is sending it is kinda an asshole thing to say. The animal is understanding what someone is saying, just not their words.

happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!

1 month ago

no you idiot, that will only boiling the ice cube, get some melt it water to melt it the ice cube

Pro tip! If you're choking on an ice-cube, just drink boiling water to melt it!

1 month ago

tf is an ar tit?

Look Up

Look Up

~~~

I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

1 month ago

also this is a massive movement *against* feminism, as ALL women are defined by their pussy now, which creates a pathway for misoginy

and even if it somehow only affected trans people (how would you figure that out), THIS IS A GIANT MOVEMENT AGAINST PROGRESSION AT ALL

So firstly, I would like to say

FUCK U UK SUPREME COURT

YOU PIECES OF ABSITE FUCKING SHIT

WTF ARE YOU DOING

For those of you who don’t know what im talking about,

So basically 

you might not have heard of the UK Supreme Court decision stating that trans women are not women under the Equality act, which effectively sets the UK 50 years back in terms of queer progression. They stated that a woman is based on their biological sex, which rules out transgenderism in general.

This is a dire effect not just on trans women, but British women and queers. If you are a British citizen, please sign this petition to appeal this ruling and fight for equality, and if not, please share with others. Thank you.

Petition: Allow transgender people to self-identify their legal gender.
Petitions - UK Government and Parliament
We believe the government should change legislation to make it easier for trans people of all ages to change their legal gender without an o

And for those of you who arent British citizens,

You can still share this post

Please

Tag everyone you know

Reblog 50000 times

I don’t care

Just please

Get this to as many people as possible

Tags under the cut, of just pretty much everyonr I know , and if you weren’t tagged, you can still reblog it

@winter-depressed-belle @nonbinary-potatoes @narniasclosetvoltron @faeriesandfables @spaghettihell @grahams-gerudo @the-purpurhaj @thesillytransgirlnova @acelovesremuslupin @autisticrodent @densomtror @irithind

1 month ago

the "cure" for autism is having the general public to understand it

Autism is not something that needs a fucking cure. Autism is something that needs to be better understood & accommodated for. If you are too impatient to understand that, then that's a failing on your behalf

1 month ago

british/ireland accent but very kids-cartoon-but-still-an-adult-saying-it curious tone voice, and really stretching the vowels before any "ou" sounds.

pirate voice: there's a beautiful person out there reading this post, I can feel it in me bones

mailman voice: I'm curious, what did you make me sound like?

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thesealking - the seal king
the seal king

idk i love seals and spheals. i want to become a zoologist, but i cant pronounce z, you zee my problem?

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