Do You Have Any Kids Besides @daughter-of-the-author ?

Stanford, how do you feel about Stanley winning the tumblrsexyman contest?

I'm proud of him. I couldn't make it passed the second round, and he came in clutch.

I did no such thing! I can't even afford my own medication!

Love u♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Meet Jeff the balloon! I'm high. I took pills.

JEFF LOOKS LIKE A VERY NICE BALLOON . ALSO PLEASE DON ' T TAKE TOO MANY OF THOSE . I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH .

FAVORITE DIMENSION, AND YOUR FAVORITE THING ABOUT IT. GO!

Either dimension 73 or 96. 73 has amazing cheese, and 96 has giant frogs.

Deer moss expert,

How cna i get the moss to return somebdy I have lost? it ate my sibling Foremost. I mis them already.

First Anon

The moss doesn't care for your loss. Have you been feeding it properly?

A what? Also, I don't smoke. I did eat weed jelly beans though. No one told me they were weed until after I finished the entire bag. I passed out right after posting about it.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.

Spot the difference (impossible)

I love your Stones big ol eyes

The better to see the Doctor with!

Noted. But also funnily enough I do have to say that I’m also married. It’s just to another version of you lol. Anyway, I hope you have a lovely day, Ford. :3 - C.

I hope you have a lovely day as well! Tell the alternate version of me that I said hi.

FUCK YOU AND YOUR HUSBAND, "SONIC". IF THAT EVEN IS YOUR REAL NAME.

petty princess. /derogatory

I am both petty and a princess, so this statement cannot possibly be derogatory.