A What? Also, I Don't Smoke. I Did Eat Weed Jelly Beans Though. No One Told Me They Were Weed Until After

A what? Also, I don't smoke. I did eat weed jelly beans though. No one told me they were weed until after I finished the entire bag. I passed out right after posting about it.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

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1 month ago

Yours is adorable! Also, as for the moss, I sincerely apologize, but it would like to be passed onto you. You have been mossed.

@makuyi13 Thanks For Tagging Me! Picrew: Https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 God Knows I Am Trying

@makuyi13 thanks for tagging me! picrew: https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/2069970 god knows I am trying to be goblin-academic and frodo-ish but in reality my style varies from goth to indie kid I know you guys don't usually participate in games but idk whom else I should tag. It would be nice to see you as little guys @oogsterboogster @onethirdwise-samgee @pipis-took @mlgmtn

1 month ago

Please share the details of your current DDamD campaign. The people need to know.

My "current campaign" is in the works. It's going to be great. So great, in fact, that I plan on making a server on Disharmony (I think it's call that; I can't be sure) for it if enough people are interested.

Considering how much planning I need to put into this, it will take about two more weeks for it to be ready. I cannot express how excited I am!


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1 month ago

HOW’S IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT THE INNOCENT CROCHET TURTLE WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IS GOING TO BE NAMED AFTER THE MENSTRUAL CYCLE BECAUSE OF ME

ALSO I’M PASSING ON THE MOSS. GET GREENED LOSER I’M TURNING YOU GREEN

First of all, the turtle isn't even mine. Second, why the fuck did you pass the moss onto me. I can't afford to be covered in moss!


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1 month ago

Something you're never going to be allowed to use. I shared one with Fiddleford in college.

Grunkle Ford, did Grunkle Stan kill the pope?

Yes. He was smoking weed with the Pope and caused him to have a stroke.

1 month ago

I must say, this one had a disappointing lack of options (specifically with the hair colors, since there wasn't any grey), but the art style is pleasant to look at, so I managed.

I Must Say, This One Had A Disappointing Lack Of Options (specifically With The Hair Colors, Since There

@the-real-fastestthingalive @the-real-sonic-exe @dipper-m-pines @the-real-ultimatelifeform

if you're seeing this pretty please make yourself in this picrew it's really pretty I'm begging you

If You're Seeing This Pretty Please Make Yourself In This Picrew It's Really Pretty I'm Begging You

just in case the link doesn't work

Astrolavas' Maker 2.0
Picrew
My second picrew character creator! Feel free to use and post your creations! Please credit me or link the game. Do NOT use commercially,

and tagging: @silly-gizmo @donaviolet @the-deceived-deceiver @in-a-mello-mood @mythicalcoqui @kamelthemammal @katslitterbox and anyone else please

edit lmao I love how this already has 65 notes and mello hasn't even touched it yet

2 months ago

Should I stay in my toxic, unhealthy relationship? Here's a picture of my bf for reference

Should I Stay In My Toxic, Unhealthy Relationship? Here's A Picture Of My Bf For Reference

I was originally going to say, "Absolutely not, you should never stay in a toxic relationship!" But if your boyfriend is that beautiful princess with a disorder, then don't leave him. Ever.


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1 month ago

do you wish to respond to the allegations that you are and always have been a tree frog?

I love tree frogs. They always look so stupid and confused, and it's the cutest thing ever. I currently am not one, but I may evolve into one at a future point in time.

Have you seen the tree frogs in Dimension 96? They're huge! And residents have them as what we would consider "guard dogs". Dimension 96 has guard frogs.

Back to the original question, no. I am not a tree frog. But I hope to be one day.


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1 month ago

I don't care if it's in the form of a low quality, poorly edited video. This is canon.

I MADE AGENT STONE AND DOCTOR EGGMAN IN MIITOPIA . THEY ARE AT KARAOKE TOGETHER .


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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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