Paranormal Top? No. Paranormal Bottom? No. Paranormal Switch? No. There Is Only One Answer.

I'm weird? You can't even space or capitalize correctly.

For the past 10 hours, my notifications have been stuck on a minimum of four. I keep checking. There's nothing else to see there. But it keeps telling me I have four notifications. I've checked my asks, messages, cleared my cache (which took embarrassingly long), and signed out and signed back in. Nothing is working. I'm tweaking.

Come on, she has Mother in her name. Absolute icon. She is the moment.

TELL ME about the cheese in dimension 73. how is it different? apologies if you've answered this before i just desperately need to know

Ah, dimension 73. What a place.

The cheese in dimension 73, as I mentioned previously, is green and translucent. The texture is not unlike Jell-O, but the taste can only be described as the feeling of scraping your tongue. Go lick a brick or rock really hard to get a feel for what I mean. It's like green Jell-O that tastes like scraping your tongue. I quite enjoy it.

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

Gompers.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Hey ford, pardon if someone's asked this already, but in your bio it says "married"

Who are you married to again? Genuine questio btw

A great question, too! I am married to Fiddleford McGucket. We both kept our last names because the marriage was originally for tax benefits. I'm not sure why he would have needed that, seeing as he is one of the richest men alive, but he is actually the one who suggested the arrangement.

(Even if this was already asked, which it wasn't, I love answering asks so I wouldn't have minded anyways!)

Dr Pines, I don't mind the moss - I'm curious about the dimension 93

The puppy sized tree frogs

Are they just like the tree frogs here? Can they be kept as pets?

I believe you meant 96. Dimesnion 93 is a firey hellscape.

The giant tree frogs of 96 are kept as pets by most residents! The flies there are the size of rats, so almost every household has one or two to keep them away.

The secretions from the frogs' eyes is also used in medicine and ointments for burns! Isn't that fascinating?

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I don't remember ever using these emoticons. What does this mean.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

hvae you herd the Weird News of Bill Cipher our overlord

First Anon

Ugh, not another one of you cultists. I have no interest in any "weird news".

hear me out: the one piece. once it’s found. no clue what it is but why not?

Well, I do love a bit of mystery. I suppose I'll hear you out.