I Would Be Upset By This, But Knowing You, That Could Be A Genuine Typing Mistake.

I would be upset by this, but knowing you, that could be a genuine typing mistake.

Hear me out: Sans Undertale

(Another hear me out: @the-real-sonic-exe 's husband)

The skeleton? I'm not saying my standards are high enough to rule out skeletons, but that one? I can't hear you out there.

Also, if you're talking about @the-real-fastestthingalive, then no. I will not hear you out. I detest him.

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1 month ago

Reblog if its ok for your moots to stalk your blog and interact with everything you've posted.

1 month ago

Stanley. You could easily get there. It's one of the places we charted a course to when we were sailing. Don't try to lie.

MR. PINES DID YOU KILL POPE FRANCIS

https://www.tumblr.com/sexyman-contest-2025/781444941384761344/i-have-just-been-informed-that-the-tumblr-sexyman?source=share

I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING WITHOUT A LAWYER (that I do not have)

I INVOKE THE FIFTH

2 months ago

I got fish coloring pages at the aquarium. One of the workers let me take some once the kids there each got one

My friend helped me make Sonic and Shadow

I Got Fish Coloring Pages At The Aquarium. One Of The Workers Let Me Take Some Once The Kids There Each

I see I did the "shoes" wrong on Sonic.


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1 month ago

I very well could come and help. I'm skilled in drumming.

Dipper, I read through your conversation with Grunkle Ford. I think we might have to come up with another plan. Maybe we don't actually need four people to play each drum. Maybe we can each just play two ourselves! Might make it a teensy bit hard to play well, but it never said the music had to be perfect.

@mabel-pines-glitter-enthusiast

Yeah, his journal said the three part harmony had to be perfect, but I think we were far from it, so that would work!

Anything to get rid of these spiders...

1 month ago
W H A T .

W h a t .

These jellybeans are fucking "bussin" or whatever the fuck kids say nowadays.

These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.
These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.
These Jellybeans Are Fucking "bussin" Or Whatever The Fuck Kids Say Nowadays.

I got them off of some guy in an alley and. Woah. I've never tasted anything like it. I feel like I'm ready to ascend.

I will never regret this.

1 month ago
EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!
EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

EMERGENCY! THIS TURTLE NEEDS A NAME!

My friend Shadow has a crocheted turtle, and he needs a name for it! Whatever names are suggested, I will put into a poll and the most voted one will be the turtle's name!

The poll is up, no new submissions are being added. But you should go vote!


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1 month ago

hear me out: the angel from the amazing digital circus

I have no idea who that is. One moment.

Hear Me Out: The Angel From The Amazing Digital Circus

Hearing you out. Hearing you out so hard my ears are bleeding.


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2 months ago

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

Reblog To Put One Of These In Your Mutuals’ Pocket When They’re Not Looking
Reblog To Put One Of These In Your Mutuals’ Pocket When They’re Not Looking
1 month ago

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!


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1 month ago

Oh dear Lord, she found the fingerless gloves.

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

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Stanford Pines

I have been "greened", whatever that means. It has not yet spread to the rest of my blog, but I am now mossy.The author of 2.5 journals about strange happenings in Gravity Falls. Not in love with an omnipotent demon taking the form of an isosceles triangle. He/Him. I am not obligated to share my sexual orientation, so I will leave it up to your interpretation.Current occupation: professional MonsterfuckerCurrent relationship status: Married No, this is not a "roleplay account". The only role-playing I am interested in is the occasional Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons campaign.

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