I Don't Know Why He Would Be. I'm Already Married.

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First Anon

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I just bought the Book of Bill to say "fuck you" to his face again.

Fuck you, Bill.

We just got our dog back from the kennel after vacation, and apparently he though we were just leaving him. On the way home, Stanley went into Subway, and now Marshall thinks he's being abandoned "again".

He's been panting and whining for the past ten minutes.

Also, we did end up taking the seat belts off of the windows. They're no longer necessary.

hear me out: moss

The moss is asexual, so I will not hear you out. Unless this is an "it would be cool to hang out" hear me out. Then I would agree.

i want to become the moss

Then do so. The moss would love to claim another vessel.

I'm great I think but I'm still really sad about Frederick (my lizard) and now I feel like I'm going to throw up so maybe I'm not great

*sigh* I miss my wife, Stanley. I miss him a lot. I'll be back.

This is what he's looking at, by the way.

Also, your art style is adorable.

I wanted to draw clouds

reblog if you have skilled writer friends and you're damn proud of them

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I'm sure you want to, but I'm married. Sorry to disappoint.

I love the moss. It tells me to do terrible things, but other than that, it's a very good friend and keeps me company all the time.