I Love The Moss. It Tells Me To Do Terrible Things, But Other Than That, It's A Very Good Friend And

{A Void Dwelling Blob has appeared!}

Hello!

I hope you’re haven’t a lovely day!

I wish to ask,

Do you like cheese? If so, what’s your favorite type?

Good tidings, @the-void-blob

Ah, greetings, void-dweller! I do like cheese, as a matter of fact! I prefer one particular kind of cheese made from a species of alien Bovidae that is translucent, but has a neon green hue. I expected it to be radioactive, but as it turns out, it makes the consumer resistant to radiation! I never quite caught the name for it. The creature came from Dimension 73.

The residents of 73 are quite picky and choosy about who they share recipes with, so I was never taught how to replicate it. I can only describe the taste as the feeling of scraping your tongue.

If I didn't detest the both of you, I'd say you two are cute together.

I will force you to kiss me. No getting out of it.

- me, 2025

YOU KNOW YOU DON ' T HAVE TO FORCE ME , SILLY ! C ' MERE !

hey there paranormal bottom

Don't call me that. I am not above violence.

The nickname generator clearly had it out for me. "Paranormal bottom" feels too specific to be completely random.

And that is not an official nickname! I did that as a joke!

Mabel is going through an "evil cute phase", as she called it. She's walking around playing FUKOUNA GIRL on a miniature xylophone while covered in chibi zombie and vampire stickers. Is this the modern-day, glitter-washed equivalent to being a scene kid?

MOSS ME MY GOOD MAN

You have been mossed. Spread the moss.

The kind we put up around the Shack that kept Bill out.

Grunkle Ford, I keep being harassed by different versions of Bill

Let me consult the moss.

"slurp their eyes through silly straws"

Okay, not consulting the moss. Maybe just ignore them. When I ignored the Bill in our universe, the worse that happened to me is I got an embarrassing tattoo and a nail stuck through my hand.

Okay class, say it with me. "Of course STANLEY would do that."

the fuck you mean the pope just died right after the tumblr sexyman contest 2025 edition

how does this keep happening

I don't have the expertise necessary to diagnose, but I wouldn't be surprised.

autism

I have that! I am a low-support-needs autistic person. Essentially, I can live without assistance, but it's easier having a housemate (my brother, in this case).

I am fighting the urge to ramble on about the different levels and needs for high, medium, and low support autistic people out of fear that you already know and I would end up sounding annoying.

Your ask was only one word. Why am I overthinking this?

On it.

My friend gave me an idea to make a playlist inspired by my own family. I am not sure if I did them justice.

If you decide to listen to this, I recommend shuffling. I organized the songs by the alphabetical order of the artist's names, then again by alphabetical order for the songs by each artist.

I doubt there are any errors, but please inform me if you find any.

Also, I do not currently have cover art for the playlist. If anyone has recommendations or suggestions for a cover image, I would appreciate them!

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID. KEEP AN EYE ON YOUR BELOVED BECAUSE I THINK YOU’LL LOVE WHAT HAPPENS SOON

What. What are you talking about. What did I do? I'm genuinely confused.