Every Google Search Would Have Accurate Results If I Searched "X Thing + Yes I Am Retarded. I Only Wanted

I'm not saying the Sith are the good guys, but I am willing to say that from my perspective the Jedi are evil

The most unrealistic part of batman is a billionaire caring about their children.

Anyone that claims idiots believe something because it makes them feel good underestimates the ability of idiots to believe things for literally no reason.

Steaming hot take: I'd rather have Left for Dead 3 than Half Life 3. Co op was TIGHT

Colonial north USA in fiction: "We must end slavery at all costs! It is a moral affront to God"

Colonial north USA in reality: "Those slaves TOOOK ERR JURBS!!!!!!"

I want to know if grass tastes any good to pray animals or if they are just instinctively obligated to eat it.

"I'm not going to say X - which is why I will IMPLY it"

- All right wing talk show hosts

Don't say BCE. Christians invented the calendar.

And always raise your arm at a 45 degree angle at rocket takeoffs to respect their inventor

We need slang for a powerful person facing retribution from a commoner.

Guillotined?

Luigied?

Come on I'm trying here!