Whenever A Random Person Is Murdered, It's Always "Loving Parent With XYZ Hobbies" But How Come You Never

Am I the only one who is PISSED about how many Amazon kindle versions there are? At the risk of sounding like Hank Hill: It's a BOOK! How do you update a book?!

What's a more Christian worldview?

Pope Francis: "Show compassion for everyone in line with the literal, supernatural teachings of Jesus"

Jordan Peterson: "I'm an atheist that literally doesn't believe in magic. I just really don't like black people"

Thank you to everyone who got me to 1000 likes!

I am the greatest.

Anyone else have distant childhood memories of these putrid abominations looking normal?

Believe laws should change by landmass: Neurotypical

Believe laws should change by planet: Psychotic

Nice profile picture

Just wanna set the record straight, I support both Luigi Mangione AND whoever shot Brian Thompson. Just remember Luigi hasn't been confirmed to be that person.

Either way both are incredibly fuckin based

Shoutout to president Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho for not erasing his Mountain Dew heritage despite the overwhelming cultural hegemony of Brando. Just as Barack Hussein Obama was mocked for his foreign sounding middle name, Dwayne maintained a loyalty to Brando despite a ancestry of Mountain Dew loyalists.

Woe to those with peanut allergies who will never fully experience the joy of 5 Guys

Is it just me or is an entire generation of celebrities dropping like flies lately?

I hate to say it: Maybe if Luigi carried food instead of monopoly money he wouldn't have needed to go to a restaurant.