What The Media Won't Show

precious

dami: i still do not get the point of doing this. what purpose does this serve?

cass, painting his nails black to match with her and tim: *noncommittal shrug*

dami: -tt-. this is pointless.

also dami: *maintains the integrity of his manicure with utmost care and respect, to the point of altering his training regimen as to not sustain even the smallest of chips in the polish*

cass: *proud smile*

dami: this proves nothing.

Also, spending taxpayer money to provide food is "extremist" but spending taxpayer money to hire cops to guard dumpsters to prevent homeless people from eating for free is "the way we do things".

the more im around my real friends the cringier i get and the happier i am. genuinely this is just a little joy post because theyre wonderful people and they keep me sane and ive never really thought of myself as a social person but i feel so safe whenever im in bed and typing and just existing with my friends. little gratitude post. thats all

blacephalon because its a clown that explodes

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I love visiting people who have some kind of pet reptile because they're always like "would you like to hold the reptile" and I'm like "of course I would" and then the rest of the conversation happens with me just holding a random reptile and the reptile Has No Feelings about the situation. They always just sit there, probably vaguely wishing to return to their heat lamp but clearly exuding an energy of This Might As Well Happen. and then I put it back in its enclosure and go home and the reptile very clearly has no strong feelings about the situation.

oh true true mb

Imagine having living grandparents

hm

grandpa pussy attack

I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.

ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.

Okay but I need someone to write a snippet where whenever Tim does something “villainous” the core four make the “we’re in the bad timeline” jokes.

He could mix Red Bull with his coffee and Cassie is like “alright boys, we’re in the bad timeline.”

Tim holding one of Hood’s guns for whatever reason: >:3

Kon: *backs away slowly* “I know I joke about it but, we’re definitely in the bad timeline. Tim has a gun.”

Tim: *using his Timothy Wayne Persona as a way to get Bart to stop*

Bart: “This is the bad timeline.”

Bonus points if Tim brings out a PowerPoint titled “What to do if We’re in the Bad Timeline”

And it’s two slides.

Slide 1:

“Signs of the Bad Timeline”

> Tim has a gun

Slide 2:

“Steps to Avoid the Bad Timeline”

> Shoot Tim

> Have a younger Tim come and bluff his way out of it.