So If The Pillarmen Are Ubervampires

Cooked dinner for the fam tonight. Current mood:The dog dude from brave police

Jazz: *is getting arrested by Prowl* Damn mech, you T H I C C E R than a bowl of oatmeal~😘❤

Prowl:...😡

Months later in court:

This is too much cute for my heart.😩😄

Wear your fucking seatbelts and keep your eyes on the road so you dont accidentally end someones life

Roll For It

Episode 5 of the original Transformers cartoon not only returns Megatron to Earth, it also sneaks in Chip Chase and pretends like everybody including the viewer knows him already, antimatter apparently has selective explosion powers and fits on one floppy disc, the Decepticons’ quest to ignore every door on the planet continues and Rumble proves to be a very bad guard.

The next episode asks a lot of questions. What happens when the Decepticons actually manage to accomplish something? Does Cybertron have a human-friendly atmosphere? How sassy can Starscream possibly get? And will Spike be usurped by a more useful human character?

concept: sparkling skywarp not knowing he can warp until he randomly sneezes and ends up in different places or a wall

I’m crying!😂

So true!This is hilarious as shitXD

the moment you remember that you have something in your oven.

I actually might die laughing! :D