Theo-saurusrex

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

this is from a real diary by a 13-year-old girl in 1870. teenage girls are awesome and they’ve always been that way.

Discussion time: what would be the absolute funniest animal to be in a petplay scenario

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

Peace and love on planet earth

don’t be scared to live lovingly. compliment your friends on the little things and cheer for live bands in small cafes and leave tips when you can. tell the person you saw that you really like their shirt and write cards and letters to the people you love. make playlists for people and don’t be afraid to express your appreciation for others. life is so much better when you live it with love.

why do ppl keep giving condescending tutorials on the basics of tumblr to new users telling them the stupidest shit like "don't forget to change your icon, here's where u can get a new one!". this is a kill or be killed place. if someone doesn't know to change their icon we should tear them limb from limb

i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen

brb going outside to wistfully observe the reflections of the shop lights in the wet streets