I Need Y'all To Steal And Repost My Anti-lawn Memes To As Many Pinterest Boards And Facebook Pages As

You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?

*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae

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I’m gonna wait for a proper translation to come out before I jump on it but it sounds like the speech Putin just gave this morning is truly some wild shit. He touched on JK Rowling and “gender extremists” I’m 100% serious

i love cheating on exams i love abortion i love autism i love “unhealthy” food i love vaccines and ugly clothes and sex changes amen

Tumblr’s blog search feature is just an actual guy in real time who scrolls rly fast thru ur blog and then shows u whatever he can find at a glance within 1 second from the time u enter the term/s

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

Have you ever asked yourself: “What does the skunk say?” unmute to find out

u know ur fucked when u skip every song